Darwin Award By Proxy

[basketcase]

Actually, the idiot caused his wife's death in stead of his own.

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife
Deepwater Man Fatally Shoots Wife While Installing Satellite TV

POSTED: 6:25 am CDT March 25, 2008
UPDATED: 2:56 pm CDT March 25, 2008
DEEPWATER, Mo. -- Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.
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[a 1 player]

And this is the reason I sleep better at night knowing I do not have an insurance policy.

 

[RayFinkel]

DARWIN AWARDS LMFAO

 

[themexi]

DARWIN AWARDS LMFAO

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was: "Son, always remember to be worth more alive than dead"

 

[basketcase]

Our value dead is only pennies for the base materials but you can make a killing if you have deals for your organs.

 

[RayFinkel]

Our value dead is only pennies for the base materials but you can make a killing if you have deals for your organs.

Far too deep for this crew.