Dakota review

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Curious36

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Ok she was reviewed very favourably on an earlier post so decide to pay her a visit. Very good looking young lady. I had shower prior to the activities. She isn't toned but not chubby by any means....if that makes sense. Her eyes are very pretty IMO. Starred with cbj which was nice. She then asked if I want doggy.....hell yes. Here's where things went downhill. I noticed that smell.....which got progressively worse as the action continued.. I lost all interest and said I was done. Asked her when she showered. (I mentioned earlier that I wanted her to be freshly showered) and she didn't give an answer.....just that she hadn't been with anyone else that day. Luckily I only gave her $100 for 15 minutes with the promise to pay the hh rate if I stayed longer.
If anyone follows my posts the last review I had exact same experience with last girl. Shitty luck and no my nose is no more sensitive than any regular guy. My eyes were tearing up with the odour. Trying my best to ignore and get off but o dice. What is it with bp girls and hygiene lately? Oh well shit happens.
 

bcd

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Yes thanks Curious. It would be understandable, but still unwelcome, if Dakota had a revolving door of visitors that day and no time to shower and freshen up. Knowing that she admitted to you that you were her first or only client that day tells me more than I want to know about her. She was already on my DNC list due to no DFK but this cements it. Excellent hygiene is key for both parties.
 

FridayPP

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Thanks for supplying link Jack. I'm kicking myself because both Dakota and Cherry were available at the time. Will try cherry hopefully before she leaves town and report back.
I've tried contacting Cherry 3 times already. Zero response. Let me know if you have luck. Her body looks incredible.

Also. I saw Dakota last week. No hygiene issues. Young pussy always has a bit of a smell from my experience in the past. But i found no problem with her and would gladly repeat. Shes so sweet too. And I don't like "toned". She is not even close to chubby. Perfect female body in my opinion.
 

Curious36

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I've tried contacting Cherry 3 times already. Zero response. Let me know if you have luck. Her body looks incredible.

Also. I saw Dakota last week. No hygiene issues. Young pussy always has a bit of a smell from my experience in the past. But i found no problem with her and would gladly repeat. Shes so sweet too. And I don't like "toned". She is not even close to chubby. Perfect female body in my opinion.

I'm glad you saw here after she showered. It was no "young pussy smell".....she stank plain and simple. If that's the way "young pussy smells" I would have remained a virgin till well into my thirties :)
I had no problem contacting cherry but maybe it's a timing thing. Haven't had the time to toftt yet. Good luck
 

Jeffrey93

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Ms.FemmeFatale

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Y'all done it now. The Queen is here so listen up you Mutha Fuckas

Clearly the Queen is needed back here to reign y'all fuckers in. Which I am not at all happy about BTW. So there better be some appeasing tongue lashing from someone on my clit by the end of this, is all I am saying....

Now JJ - ie Joker Jeffery {you have been demoted like I warned} you have already been banned I see and now you are well on your way to heading to my not so fun dungeon where I will have to let FPP fuck you up the ass with a strap on and no lube. Now this will be immensely fun for me, so I am looking forward to it. I love ass play even if it is not my own.

Moving on,.....I have reviewed the evidence you bring against FPP and I yawn because it is that boring even if slightly boorish.

Facts

FPP has only seen 2 SPs since being in the game. Aug 25 - Dakota & that BBW mess on Aug 28 - BTW FPP - WTF were you thinking? I am all for black and big, but that combo was not right from the pics alone. Sorry
FPP has only fucked his wife for 20 years until he saw Dakota on Aug 25.
FPP {sorry dude} is clearly inexperienced and that is quite clear from his posts.

Put all that together and you get a bumbling idiot, shaking and stuttering with SPs, booking un-reviewed BBWs and humiliating himself in the process. What is worse, he admits it.

No one does that for fake news. Not even the Trumpster.

My ruling therefore is as follows:

FPP - do more research, pay a little more money, and fuck a real woman who knows what she is doing. Also, as my favourite little JJ says, remember that you are paying them, not impressing them. Might help you relax a little, but remember to be respectful, ok pumpkin?
Also there is this little function here called the ignore button. If you can't handle JJ and his BS, put him on your list. It is magic that I have bestowed on this board to help the little people like you.

JJ - Stop being such a purposeful jerk. These guys are just looking for pussy like every other guy out there. Get some "Bros before Hoes" mentality in you, respect that some like FPP are at least trying and start writing some of your own god damn reviews to show the boys how it is done if you are such a stud and fuck only the greatest hookers of my lands. If you can't stop, not only with FPP fuck you in the ass (and remember that is no lube,) but I will personally pay "big and black" to sit on your face.

Now that I have brought up face-sitting and since this is a holiday - I get double time on that tongue lashing, so who's up cause I'm ready.



{ps - as always - written in fun with a little truth mixed in. Don't take it personally}
 

Jeffrey93

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promises, promises, promises

Me always likey MsFF so much
 

funfun1981

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thanks for the review.
I will not see Dakota now, that is one of the biggest turn offs for me.
Smells down below rotten fish, and doesn't shower. that is disgusting
 
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