Daisydoes....man does she ever!

[magicmanofmassage]

What a sweetheart! There's not much I can add that hasn't been said by others, so do your homework and search.

Once she got over the fact that she thought I was her neighbour (scared the crap out of her!), she reverted to her signature line....."get those clothes off and get naked". It's too bad she's so shy, lol.

BUT..... I have discovered that you guys have been holding out one really big thing about Daisy. Indy, Calloway and hammertm....I'm incredibly disappointed that you didn't tell me that she was so religious!
Almost the whole time I spent with her she kept shouting "OH MY GOD", over and over and over. Being the educated girl that she is I was expecting a much larger vocabulary than that. So I just kept doing what I was doing figuring that she wasn't going to church this Sunday and she was getting all the religious stuff out of the way while I was there. I'm not sure if I should wear a white collar next time or not.
Oh well, I hope she had as much enjoyment as I did. If not I'll have to go back and keep doing it until I get it right.

Thanks Daisy. I'll tell Tony Stewart to stay away from you because there's a lot more than just left hand curves to your track!

 

[calloway]

I'm incredibly disappointed that you didn't tell me that she was so religious! Almost the whole time I spent with her she kept shouting "OH MY GOD", over and over and over. from you because there's a lot more than just left hand curves to your track

Actually Magic... you're right. Daisy didn't say "OH MY GOD" with me... she kept yelling "OH MY FU..ING GOD" instead. But I think it depends on the size of your penis.

Now that you've caused flashbacks about my session with the lovely Daisy... I do seem to remember a religious overtone. I'm pretty sure she had a crucifix piercing carefully attached to her lower area. As I was communicating with her soft clean-shaven lips... I remember Daisy grinding her hips in an unique and unusual rythmn. This circular grinding motion caused her piercing to constantly whack me in the nose. Then for some reason Daisy started yelling "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me." Not knowing what could have "possessed" her... I thought of a movie from the 70's and responded:

Calloway: "It's the power of Christ. The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Jesus Christ Calloway... will you just shut up and get your ass up here"

 

[magicmanofmassage]

Actually Magic... you're right. Daisy didn't say "OH MY GOD" with me... she kept yelling "OH MY FU..ING GOD" instead. But I think it depends on the size of your penis.

Now that you've caused flashbacks about my session with the lovely Daisy... I do seem to remember a religious overtone. I'm pretty sure she had a crucifix piercing carefully attached to her lower area. As I was communicating with her soft clean-shaven lips... I remember Daisy grinding her hips in an unique and unusual rythmn. This circular grinding motion caused her piercing to constantly whack me in the nose. Then for some reason Daisy started yelling "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me." Not knowing what could have "possessed" her... I thought of a movie from the 70's and responded:

Calloway: "It's the power of Christ. The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Take me. Come into me. God-damn you. Take me. Take me."

Calloway: "The power of Christ compels you."

Daisy: "Jesus Christ Calloway... will you just shut up and get your ass up here"

Whew!! Thank God for that confirmation. I'll forget about the white collar then.

The more I think about it, maybe she was saying "YOU"RE A F**KING GOD!", after all due to where her legs were my hearing was a little muffled.

Hmmmnnnn a chain of "Daisy Diners", I could put "Angels Diner" out of business!

 

[jimbone]

You guys are absolutely hilarious. First time in a long time I cracked up while sitting at the computer.

Keep up the great laughs!!!

 

[Stoo]

"It's the power of Christ. The power of Christ compels you."

Suddenly I am feeling a little compelled to call. Where the hell is she hanging her G-String these days? I can't keep track!

 

[Musketeer]

You guys are absolutely hilarious. First time in a long time I cracked up while sitting at the computer.

Keep up the great laughs!!!

Amen and Hallelujah! LMAO!

 

[magicmanofmassage]

Hmmmm must be a fairly recent conversion to piousness.....I can only recall silence during my encounter with Daisy. Maybe I'll have to hook up with the Hunny Bunnies in an upcoming marathon I'm planning, and test that theory. Then again, maybe it was just the way I was doing it - or would that be NOT doing it....

MrO

Maybe your visit was not the religious type, but the military type. Could she have been experiencing "shock and awe?"

 

[moneytalks]

I did a search using the word ''Daisy'',though no matches came up. Does she have a website or somewhere to view pics?

 

[calloway]

I did a search using the word "Daisy",though no matches came up. Does she have a website or somewhere to view pics?

You now need 6 characters to do a search.... add an asterix after Daisy (Daisy*)

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=2282792

 

[magicmanofmassage]

Suddenly I am feeling a little compelled to call. Where the hell is she hanging her G-String these days? I can't keep track!

Follow the compulsion:
Hunny Bunnies Daisy & Jessica (519) 654-6477 (519) 654-6177
The G-String is mobile, at various locations close to you.
I think I may have to work on getting that G-String hung from my rear view mirror!

 

[Stoo]

Follow the compulsion:
Hunny Bunnies Daisy & Jessica (519) 654-6477 (519) 654-6177
The G-String is mobile, at various locations close to you.
I think I may have to work on getting that G-String hung from my rear view mirror!

Thanks MoM. The good old PM system finally worked and an appointment is on the books! Wheaties three times today!

 

[DaisyDoesAmerica]

What a sweetheart! There's not much I can add that hasn't been said by others, so do your homework and search.

Once she got over the fact that she thought I was her neighbour (scared the crap out of her!), she reverted to her signature line....."get those clothes off and get naked". It's too bad she's so shy, lol.

BUT..... I have discovered that you guys have been holding out one really big thing about Daisy. Indy, Calloway and hammertm....I'm incredibly disappointed that you didn't tell me that she was so religious!
Almost the whole time I spent with her she kept shouting "OH MY GOD", over and over and over. Being the educated girl that she is I was expecting a much larger vocabulary than that. So I just kept doing what I was doing figuring that she wasn't going to church this Sunday and she was getting all the religious stuff out of the way while I was there. I'm not sure if I should wear a white collar next time or not.
Oh well, I hope she had as much enjoyment as I did. If not I'll have to go back and keep doing it until I get it right.

Thanks Daisy. I'll tell Tony Stewart to stay away from you because there's a lot more than just left hand curves to your track!

Thanks babe! (for everything..!) I had a great time, and you know I have a better vocabulary then that it was just the only words coming to mind..btw....it's very rude to discuss ones religious beleifs! lol...now if you go with the white collar next time...is that all you'll be wearing??? haha...i just picked up a couple new little outfits you'll have to check out..couldn't find the nuns outfit! better luck next time i guess! anyways...im looking forward to next time...() can't wait babe!

 

[centreofmass]

Nun's habit.

..couldn't find the nuns outfit! ...

No problem, Daisy, I could lend you a nun's outfit. My wife has a closet full. No, it's not what you think. You see, my wife is not a nun, but she might as well be!!!!!!

Ttys.

 

[Stoo]

No problem, Daisy, I could lend you a nun's outfit. My wife has a closet full. No, it's not what you think. You see, my wife is not a nun, but she might as well be!!!!!!

LOL. I had one of those once. I traded her in for massive debt instead....

 

[magicmanofmassage]

Thanks babe! (for everything..!) I had a great time, and you know I have a better vocabulary then that it was just the only words coming to mind..btw....it's very rude to discuss ones religious beleifs! lol...now if you go with the white collar next time...is that all you'll be wearing??? haha...i just picked up a couple new little outfits you'll have to check out..couldn't find the nuns outfit! better luck next time i guess! anyways...im looking forward to next time... can't wait babe!

Guess what I'm wearing when we meet ********, boy will that surprise more than one person!!!!
After it's all over, there can be a group confession. LMFAO!!!!

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

No problem, Daisy, I could lend you a nun's outfit. My wife has a closet full. No, it's not what you think. You see, my wife is not a nun, but she might as well be!!!!!!

Ttys.

You think your wife's a nun? Mine's a f****n JW. Now THAT'S a nun. lol.

 

[Musketeer]

You think your wife's a nun? Mine's a f****n JW. Now THAT'S a nun. lol.

Sounds like you guys need to see a divorce lawyer! LMAO!

 

[centreofmass]

Not!

Sounds like you guys need to see a divorce lawyer! LMAO!

Mmmm, NO! Too expensive. Hobbying is cheaper and a LOT more fun.

 

[DaisyDoesAmerica]

Mmmm, NO! Too expensive. Hobbying is cheaper and a LOT more fun.

haha...i guess you're right have a little fun on the side and get to keep your house!