cute-bald finally finds a date :)
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That doesn't count... I'm sure it must be some camera tricks or just the angle... because we all know no woman would even consider having sex with someone under 5'8", doesn't even matter if they're getting paid. There are hundreds of studies over that past 20 years that prove this, but I won't give you the links as you can just look them up for yourself.
She could save money - for the honeymoon flight she could just pack him in the overhead storage.
I don't think this should raise CB's chances - after all this guy isn't bald !
LOL!!! The girl should be paid double for all the fake moans during the action. Cute Bald should be doing at least twice as good as that little guy as CB is almost twice as tall. Needless to say, cute and bald too.
LMAO!!!There was a time when "Cute n Bald" was the 'IN' thing. When fisting wasn't good enough and had to resort to a nice shiny, slippery n hard head.
Height challenged people do have at least one advantage. They live longer. The fact that they have shorter bodies means their heart doesn't have to work as hard to pump blood (shorter supply line).
They also don't have to bother with those annoying short people asking them to reach stuff all the time.
Supposedly, they're also unusually hung. (I guess God taketh and giveth away) LOL
In my case, those annoying short people are always female. My cross to bear I guess.
You didn't watch the video. I think it's simple physics - if your dick is 1/4 of your body size - a hard on would cause you to shrink even more based on the blood flow volume. Maybe you thinking relative to body size - then even a skin pimple could cause confusion.
Actually I'd think cute-bald would be more popular - if he has shaved his head - he would look like a walking dildo that doesn't require batteries.
BTW: CB is wallowing in so much self-pity that these jokes can't possible make a difference - in fact I'm sure they help him re-enforce his assessment of the world conspiracy against him.
Just remember that short guys live longer (shorter blood supply lines) and living longer is the best revenge. No, I'm not short but I'm not a 6'3" stud either.
