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Don Draper

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I'm curious as well. If I book one of those all inclusive package from travelocity or expedia, can I bring local girls into the resort or call a call girl into a resort? Do I have to pay extra to bring her in? What are the rules? According to most of you guys here, Varadero would not be a place for mongering.
Yes you can. She needs to have all her documentation with her and it will cost you $60.00 extra per night. In Varadero (because it's the tourist trap of Cuba) you'll have to tip the security guard and the girl will be scared shitless of being 'called out'. For $20ish you can rent an apartment some place else and be rid of all that hassle. Varadero has a huge LE presence, so even though there are girls, the pickings are slim compared to the rest of Cuba. La Habana, only an hour away, is a completely different world of possibilites.

Varadero has one main drive, awful food, jaded tourist staff and limited possibilites. It is the one and only place in Cuba not worth going to. The island is huge, why limit one self to the ONE place not worth going to?
 

gentle_lover

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Is it safe to travel by yourself outside the resort in Havana? I don't think I will have anyone to go with me.
 

Don Draper

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Is it safe to travel by yourself outside the resort in Havana? I don't think I will have anyone to go with me.
La Habana is one of the safest cities to travel in. There are so many places to hang, drink, people watch and meet girls it is crazy! LE is watching for pesky citizens since they know tourism is their bread and butter. Lots of people speak Italian, English, French & German. Girls will drop major hints but will still be hesitant to make the first move. I have never had any problems in La Habana and I stopped keeping count after my 30th visit.
 

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Is it safe to travel by yourself outside the resort in Havana? I don't think I will have anyone to go with me.
GL, I have been to Havana, Varadero, St Lucia (Camaguey), Cayo Coco, Holguin and Santiago de Cuba. In each place I went to clubs, walked anywhere and everywhere day and night and never felt safer... safer than in most TO neighborhoods. Some places like sleepy St Lucia with all of 4 resorts are so safe your likely in more danger from fellow tourists... but it is still easy to score if you go to to the local night club...
 

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Wow! I didn't know my thread would spark so much debate.

Robinto, I understand where your coming from, but I must let you know that I'm not as irresponsible as I make myself out to be. I guess I should be a little more specific. I'm not looking for 'action', as in sex; I'm a very paranoid guy, and very worried about STD's and the like. I'm just looking to meet some girls, shoot the shit, have a blast just partying, BUT WHERE THERE ARE GIRLS! I don't want to wind up in a place where there is a 5:1 ratio of guy's to girls.

regardless, all these posts have been very helpful! In fact, Don Draper's posts have got me thinking about skipping Varadero, and going to Habana. hmmm...
 

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I'm not looking for 'action', as in sex; I'm a very paranoid guy, and very worried about STD's and the like. I'm just looking to meet some girls, shoot the shit, have a blast just partying, BUT WHERE THERE ARE GIRLS! ..
I am speechless
 

Cinema Face

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I'm curious as well. If I book one of those all inclusive package from travelocity or expedia, can I bring local girls into the resort or call a call girl into a resort? Do I have to pay extra to bring her in? What are the rules? According to most of you guys here, Varadero would not be a place for mongering.
Depending on the resort and the ethics of the particular security guard, you might get away with bringing the girl to your room, but don't bet on it. You're much better off getting a casa particular and staying with her there. Don't worry, all girls know where one is.

When I did the bribe thing, it cost me either 15 to 20 CUC. A casa particular will cost about 20.

And I concure that Veradero is the worst place for mongering. I would suggest somewhere around Havana and you'll have an awesome time.
 

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I'm curious as well. If I book one of those all inclusive package from travelocity or expedia, can I bring local girls into the resort or call a call girl into a resort? Do I have to pay extra to bring her in? What are the rules? According to most of you guys here, Varadero would not be a place for mongering.
As others have said, its do-able, but if you are looking to monger, you are better off to either stay somewhere other than a resort, or at the very least, do your mongering outside of the resort where you are staying.
Wow! I didn't know my thread would spark so much debate.

Robinto, I understand where your coming from, but I must let you know that I'm not as irresponsible as I make myself out to be. I guess I should be a little more specific. I'm not looking for 'action', as in sex; I'm a very paranoid guy, and very worried about STD's and the like. I'm just looking to meet some girls, shoot the shit, have a blast just partying, BUT WHERE THERE ARE GIRLS! I don't want to wind up in a place where there is a 5:1 ratio of guy's to girls.

regardless, all these posts have been very helpful! In fact, Don Draper's posts have got me thinking about skipping Varadero, and going to Habana. hmmm...
You are starting to get the idea now. No to Varadero. Yes to Havana. Discretion is a good idea. Your keep referring to "party" which is a very ambiguous term. If you mean act like a drunken ass, then there are better places to go than Cuba. And now that we know that you aren't actually interested in sex, but rather only want to talk, I'm hoping that you realize that they speak Spanish in Cuba. Good luck.
 

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Reading some Cuban resort reviews on tripadvisor.com and it reads like some resorts have turned into brothels. Seems the resorts run by the government, like the Club Amigo resorts, allow the locals to book a room cheap and are attracting the girls who want to hook up with tourists on site. These are mostly 3 star resorts and not the best if you want better food and atmosphere.
 

revolver

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I haven't been in a few years, but IIRC, the locals at the resorts aren't exactly your typical locals. They are high level politicos and/or very wealthy "friends" of the party, no?
No they are typical locals. Rules changed a couple years ago. Anyone that has some cash to spend can book into a hotel.
 

revolver

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Reading some Cuban resort reviews on tripadvisor.com and it reads like some resorts have turned into brothels. Seems the resorts run by the government, like the Club Amigo resorts, allow the locals to book a room cheap and are attracting the girls who want to hook up with tourists on site. These are mostly 3 star resorts and not the best if you want better food and atmosphere.
That's not really true in most cases. Mostly they are just families staying at a resort for a few days. The complaints you see on trip advisor are from people assuming that any girl booked into a hotel with a tourist is a prostitute. In some cases yes but in many cases its a wife or girlfriend.
 

danmand

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Reading some Cuban resort reviews on tripadvisor.com and it reads like some resorts have turned into brothels. Seems the resorts run by the government, like the Club Amigo resorts, allow the locals to book a room cheap and are attracting the girls who want to hook up with tourists on site. These are mostly 3 star resorts and not the best if you want better food and atmosphere.
I have not seen this at all. I have been to Cuba many times the last 5 years, and recently, the last year I think,
there has been a fair amount of cubans in the resort, but they appeared to be families. I have not once noticed
any working girls at the resorts.

I always assumed that any men looking for action in Cuba would rent a place locally.
 

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Enjoy Cuba before Obama lifts that asinine 60 year old embargo allowing us Yanks to visit there and fark things all up!....
 

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No they are typical locals. Rules changed a couple years ago. Anyone that has some cash to spend can book into a hotel.
But given the state of the Cuban economy, unless they are offering truly cut rate prices to locals, doubtless Sukdeep's comment about having to have connections still applies.
 

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Think the locals can stay at some resorts run by the Cuban government and pay in their Cuban Pesos, relatively cheap considering they are being paid in Cuban convertibles when in the resort. Some resorts are run by the Cuban government, some are run in cooperation with foreign companies. Not really sure on the details, but know it is, or was happening up until a couple of months ago. Read reviews on the 3 star resorts.

See if this link works for some trip reviews
http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUser...o-Santiago_de_Cuba_Cuba.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT
 

revolver

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But given the state of the Cuban economy, unless they are offering truly cut rate prices to locals, doubtless Sukdeep's comment about having to have connections still applies.
Rates are likely lower than you or I would pay. Many just buy day passes which allow them to stay until 6:00 pm but they get meals, drinks and have use of the pool. No room.
 

afterhours

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Rates are likely lower than you or I would pay. Many just buy day passes which allow them to stay until 6:00 pm but they get meals, drinks and have use of the pool. No room.
the fun of being at the resort with a couple of girls half your age while dozens of schmucks came there with their old fat wives puts the concept of Schadenfreude on the whole new level

besides, Americans normally are afraid to do that too, so you can enjoy being Canadian
 

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Hey rafzuh
You sound like a sensible chap. I'm sure you'll have a great time, and it sounds like you got the gist of my post about not going March Break Madness -off resort � in a police state. Don�t sweat the animosity your comment may seem to have created. You'll quickly learn who�s crazy here, and who has specific agendas, (anti-American, etc) and figure out which comments to ignore out of hand, and whose to fact-check.

Normally I don't pursue arguments here once they get too crazy, but I'm going to clear up a few muddied up points, because more than a few fools and liars have piped up and need slapping.

Danmand, you nut, the last time I checked, France wasn�t a military dictatorship. It has some nasty parallels, but it�s still a democracy. So far. Cuba is a different place. Now way the same. So why the hell did you mention it? Anyway, as I said, do as you like if you ever make it down there. Meanwhile, if ANYONE wants to BET me, that carrying ID isn�t mandatory in Cuba, and could make you subject to arrest if you are ever stopped and questioned, I should warn you that I called the Cuban consulate in Toronto, and they told me it was. The Canadian Embassy in Cuba says carrying a photocopy is fine, and a safeguard against loss. But carry something. Or not. Do what you want.

Is that clear to everyone else? The fact that many Canadians have walked around many times without ID and without ever, ever, ever, even being questioned, doesn�t mean that you/they weren�t in violation of Cuban law.

Here is the Globe and Mail story about one Canadian moop who lost a passport.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/my-holiday-in-a-cuban-jail/article518578/

Does anybody doubt that it happened? Anyone who doubts the Globe's fact checkers? Does anybody else think that that would have happened ANYWHERE else in the Caribbean except in a police state?

Oh, and Hesitant? Ur a idiott.
Poore spellin an� grammer r infairably indikitiv of sloppie thinkin
This is nott Twitter, yung mann, butt a fourum 4 grownupp peeple 2 intelligintly deebate.
Text speek not welcum. Or Stupidity

Kbear, you're either a liar or a fool. The internet is absolutely, rigidly controlled in Cuba, and beyond email, is absolutely not available to locals who do not meet State approval, and even then, it�s controlled. Anybody who bothers to Google �Cuba and internet access� can see for themselves. There are just too many reputable sources to cite, for me to pick just one.

You also say that locals can go to resorts for tourists? Technically, as recently as 1998 that�s true. But as I specifically said, "you won't find any there except for those serving beer or cleaning up." Cuban locals are as effectively excluded economically as if there was a barbed wire fence and armed guards. (Which there are, by the way. Wire fences and armed guards, that is.)

The day rate at a Varadero resort is many times more than the average monthly wage. Which is about $17 bucks US a month according to The Economist (2008.)

http://www.economist.com/world/americas/displaystory.cfm?story_id=E1_TDRRTDDJ

(Subscription site above, and it may not load for you, but here are the deets) Wages in 2009 are less than 50% of their Soviet supported level of 1989. In March 2008 the average monthly wage was $17 US.

And paid mainly in Pesos Cubanos and very few Pesos Convertible. Who can afford a day at a resort, especially for their entire family, and how would they explain their ability to do so? Even at one reportedly discounted, off-season rate for Cubans, of 200 per person, per week? Sukdeep nailed it. Corrupt party apparatchiks and their families might be seen at some of the 3-stars, but not the "locals'. At least not the local dentists, history professors, or laborers. They all get paid roughly the same.

Rafzuh, ask a few confirmatory questions when you're down there, will you? And get back to us if I turn out to be wrong about anything I�ve stated.

Rubmeister for god�s sake, OF COURSE they don�t WANT to arrest Canadians. But give them any shit, and they will. Cops are the same everywhere. Most are ok. But some are dicks. And some, specifically, dont' like, specifically, YOU! And confrontations with cops, and sometimes specifically THAT cop, can sometimes come out of the fucking blue.

Two of the charges in your short-list of three arrest offenses are true of pretty much any place you go � messing with underage girls, and killing someone with your car. You may as well have added bank robbery, and practicing medicine without a license. But the other one is unique to military dictatorships. The criminalization of two ordinary freedoms we take for granted: simply SPEAKING ill of the government, and simply ASSOCIATING with other people who have spoken ill of the government.

Remember, the whole purpose of my post was to point out, or remind a member whom I feared might possibly be a politically unsophisticated young man, that the place he planned to party in like it�s 1999, was in fact a totalitarian, politically repressive, Police State.

Your post actually helps make that clear.

And lets do add some other uniquely Cuban, Police-State. arrest offenses you didn�t mention: photographing military installations, (some of which are unmarked) ports, and rail stations. Photographing anything they wouldn't like to ever see show up on YouTube. (You might simply be asked to surrender your camera for scrutiny and file deletion for that one. Unless you forget yourself, and kick up a fuss.) Getting caught trading on the black market, and/or illegally trading in currency. Possession or distribution of pornography. (Just regular pornography.) or banned books. Assisting or plotting to assist Cuban nationals from leaving the country illegally, (10 � 20 years hard labor for that one but not likely to ever affect most of us.) There�s always �Suspicion of being an agent of a foreign government� of course, and quite a few more. Tack on the aforementioned �losing your passport,� Not having ID when you run into trouble, and getting into ANY kind of traffic accident, even if someone ISN�T killed� (As a driver, you might not be allowed to leave the country for months till the matter is settled.) Add all that together, and most people would agree that the place is a quite a bit different from say, Turks and Caicos.

Perfectly safe, and pleasant for thousands of Canadian visitors every year, if they behave themselves, and act sensibly, and respectfully. But a wise man knows that things can sometimes go south pretty quick, from a blue sky day to trouble an instant later, and often over nothing much - an argument with a hothead or a drunk in a bar or on the beach, over a girl, a spilled drink, a sideways look, or a simple misunderstanding � and it�s a good idea not to forget where you are.

Especially if you decide to head �off map� to look for the �Real Cuba� the brothels, and the bars where you order rum and cokes, and they bring you a bottle and leave it there.

Maybe instead of insulting the �Island Paradise� (TM) by calling it a communist military dictatorship, I should have said Single-Party-Only Democracy? Would that have made you lefty apologist pricks happier?

Opposition parties do seem to have a hard time getting a foothold in Cuba. This poor bastard went on a hunger strike - so the guards denied him water too. Until he died.

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/...ondemns-cuba-over-death-of-political-prisoner
 

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Danmand, you nut, the last time I checked, France wasn�t a military dictatorship.[/url]
France requires foreign visitors to carry their passport on them at all times.
 

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France requires foreign visitors to carry their passport on them at all times.
You can't get into France without a passport but I was just there and I was not required to keep my passport on me at all times. In fact we were advised by the hotel to lock our passports in the safe provided in our room. There might be language in their laws to support your contention but in practice this is absolutely not the case.
 
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