Cuba

[rafzuh]

Hello gentlemen,

My buddies and I are going to Cuba. We're all 23+ and want to know which resort to stay at with the wildest parties, and hottest girls!

Also, where in town is the best place to pick up girls, and if there are any websites showing 'adult' activities in Cuba (Varadero preferrably).

Thanks.

 

[freestuff]

Have you check out the international section?

 

[WoodPeckr]

In addition to checking the TERB international section you could check:

www.worldsexguide.com/forum
www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forums.php

 

[Don Draper]

I've said it before, I'll say it again and I'll keep saying it:

GO ANYWHERE IN CUBA

[size=+4]ANYWHERE!

Except Varadero!!!!!![/size]

 

[IVOR BIGGIE]

Has to be havana

 

[Robinto]

You’ll get all the sex you want and more, in the local jail, amigo, and an easy way to get there is to treat the place as if it’s Rio at Carnival, or San Padre Island on March break.

It’s a communist military dictatorship, dude.

My 15 year old cousin had to write an essay on communism recently, and I found out that she had never even heard of Communism, or the Cold War either. That may also be true of 23-year olds as well, if you are so culturally oblivious as to think you’re going to find hedonistic adult themed resorts there.

It’s not North Korea, by any means, more like Saudi Arabia, where officials turn a sort-of blind eye to what goes on in gated and guarded resorts, but you take your new slutty coed friends, and their March break ideas to the local towns and public beaches - off reservation as it were – then you deserve what happens to you.

The acceptance of same-sex relationships has broadened quite a bit in recent years, however, caution should be exercised, as drunken, Girls-Gone-Wild shit can land you all in the slammer. Public indecency laws are severe.

All the local laws and penalties are draconian by Canadian standards, and all also apply to you, with offences served in local jails.

Prostitution officially doesn’t exist. Right. Many, perhaps even most of the cops are corrupt, and should you decide to check out the local village scene, the cop/military guy on your resort will tell you if, to not try bringing local women back to the resort, but rather to go through him instead. But some are true believers.

Possession of photographic identification is required at all times in Cuba. Travellers may be detained if found without identification. If you lose your passport, it could take weeks before you get out of jail. Google the Globe and Mail story about the Canadian journo who was there for five days, and only got out early because he was devious, clever, and spoke a little Spanish.

Don’t rent a car and then get into an accident.

They take drug offences seriously there.

If you stay on the resort, and behave with reasonable decorum, you’ll be fine, but bear in mind that you’re not in Brampton anymore. You’re in a country that puts its poets in jail, and is run by a paranoid nut, who is still building underground military bases instead of fixing the roads.

 

[papasmerf]

I hear Club Gitmo is decent

 

[hesitant]

You’ll get all the sex you want and more, in the local jail, amigo, and an easy way to get there is to treat the place as if it’s Rio at Carnival, or San Padre Island on March break.

It’s a communist military dictatorship, dude.

My 15 year old cousin had to write an essay on communism recently, and I found out that she had never even heard of Communism, or the Cold War either. That may also be true of 23-year olds as well, if you are so culturally oblivious as to think you’re going to find hedonistic adult themed resorts there.

It’s not North Korea, by any means, more like Saudi Arabia, where officials turn a sort-of blind eye to what goes on in gated and guarded resorts, but you take your new slutty coed friends, and their March break ideas to the local towns and public beaches - off reservation as it were – then you deserve what happens to you.

The acceptance of same-sex relationships has broadened quite a bit in recent years, however, caution should be exercised, as drunken, Girls-Gone-Wild shit can land you all in the slammer. Public indecency laws are severe.

All the local laws and penalties are draconian by Canadian standards, and all also apply to you, with offences served in local jails.

Prostitution officially doesn’t exist. Right. Many, perhaps even most of the cops are corrupt, and should you decide to check out the local village scene, the cop/military guy on your resort will tell you if, to not try bringing local women back to the resort, but rather to go through him instead. But some are true believers.

Possession of photographic identification is required at all times in Cuba. Travellers may be detained if found without identification. If you lose your passport, it could take weeks before you get out of jail. Google the Globe and Mail story about the Canadian journo who was there for five days, and only got out early because he was devious, clever, and spoke a little Spanish.

Don’t rent a car and then get into an accident.

They take drug offences seriously there.

If you stay on the resort, and behave with reasonable decorum, you’ll be fine, but bear in mind that you’re not in Brampton anymore. You’re in a country that puts its poets in jail, and is run by a paranoid nut, who is still building underground military bases instead of fixing the roads.

man you sound like a paranoid GW Bush... sure seem to have a hate on for Cuba, they are now way near Saudi Arabia either dude...

Having been many many times, I can say that I have never once had a problem. I never carried my photo ID around any City, but rather left it in the hotel safe. I have been slightly drunken and boisterous in public and chatted with the police in such conditions. Other than at the airport for customs, every Cuban including the officials have been extremely helpful and polite to me and everyone in my party during my trips.

The only word of caution I have is that yes, they dont want you to bring women to your resort unless the resort is compensated for the extra guest.... in Havana you wouldnt have any trouble what so ever....

 

[danmand]

man you sound like a paranoid GW Bush... sure seem to have a hate on for Cuba, they are now way near Saudi Arabia either dude...

Having been many many times, I can say that I have never once had a problem. I never carried my photo ID around any City, but rather left it in the hotel safe. I have been slightly drunken and boisterous in public and chatted with the police in such conditions. Other than at the airport for customs, every Cuban including the officials have been extremely helpful and polite to me and everyone in my party during my trips.

The only word of caution I have is that yes, they dont want you to bring women to your resort unless the resort is compensated for the extra guest.... in Havana you wouldnt have any trouble what so ever....

I agree, it is a nice place for a holiday. Go there before the americans return.

 

[Geographic]

Go to santa lucia, camaguay, there is plenty of girls, the hardest part is picking one you like as you will get swarmed. Just go to the discos located outside the resorts.

 

[night ride]

I agree with Robinto. Maybe a little paranoia is a good thing when you are travelling in land that time forgot. Sure you can pick up some action, but don't flaunt it.

 

[Aardvark154]

Rafzuh, check out the Worldsexguide, the police tend to crackdown in Cuba in waves so check what is going on.

Also be aware that if there are troubles, things will go much harder for her than for you. You have a Embassy to fight for you, she has no one. So show caution and consideration.

 

[Robinto]

... sure seem to have a hate on for Cuba

Got a hate on? What’s not to like about a communist military dictatorship?

My cousin is actually 17 and not 15, which is why it seemed so shocking to me that she seemed so naïve about recent historical events. It therefore shouldn’t have surprised me to see a 23-year-old wondering where the websites for the Cuban Party Wimmens is at.

Young Rafzuh is unlikely to find any Cuban websites about “adult” “wink-wink-know-what-I-mean” resorts, because prostitution officially doesn’t exist – but is nevertheless illegal in Cuba - and furthermore, only the State, and not the citizenry have access to the internet.

Having a rigidly controlled and restricted internet is presumably one of the perks of living in a communist military dictatorship. That, and not having to watch any US television shows.

Despite his complete and possibly willful misunderstanding of my post, I will congratulate Hesitant for noticing that Cuba is completely unlike the Kingdom of Saud, or “now way near” as he puts it, despite both places being somewhat sandy in places. What they do have in common, (the point of my post that zoomed by a couple of feet above his head) is that both have unelected, dynastic rulers-for-life, who allow foreigners a certain latitude of behavior they don’t accord their own citizenry. That is, of course, as long as the foreigners keep it under a certain amount of control, and within the confines of guarded and gated compounds – in the case of Cuba, resorts where the only locals are there to serve beer and clean up.

If Rafzuh doesn’t like my gloomy view, he is absolutely welcome to listen to Hesitant exclusively instead.

Or ask him any other questions he might have at Hesitant’s popular website, www.ask-a-drunk.com

I wish Hesitant the best of luck in his future visits. I encourage him to ramp up “drunk and boisterous” public behavior” sometime, to “drunk and disorderly public behavior,” just to make me out a fool. Hell, it’s March Break! Urinate in public. Just a little harmless goofiness. Get into a little scuffle with a local. No real harm - no real foul, right? Have his wife or girlfriend flash her tits for his police pals on the Malecon, or get her to do some girl-girl kissing and rubbing and carrying on outside a nightclub, or maybe an impromptu wet Tshirt contest on a public beach, and show the Cuban workers the meaning of “Crazy Canucks!” Believe me, they’ll all get a kick out of it.

And by all means, everybody walk around without photo ID, because Hesitant does, so what the hell. Any body gives you a hard time, say loudly and firmly that you are a Canadian citizen, damn it, and that you have rights! That’ll smarten ’em up! Tell them local laws don’t apply to tourists! Fuck ‘em, know-what I-mean?

Hey, I was just kidding about that communist military dictatorship stuff. Behave however the hell you like. It’s a free country! The Caribbean... Cuba, Costa Rica, the Caymans, whatever… it’s all the same, and it’s all good.

Hasta luego!

 

[danmand]

Got a hate on? What’s not to like about a communist military dictatorship?

My cousin is actually 17 and not 15, which is why it seemed so shocking to me that she seemed so naïve about recent historical events. It therefore shouldn’t have surprised me to see a 23-year-old wondering where the websites for the Cuban Party Wimmens is at.

Young Rafzuh is unlikely to find any Cuban websites about “adult” “wink-wink-know-what-I-mean” resorts, because prostitution officially doesn’t exist – but is nevertheless illegal in Cuba - and furthermore, only the State, and not the citizenry have access to the internet.

Having a rigidly controlled and restricted internet is presumably one of the perks of living in a communist military dictatorship. That, and not having to watch any US television shows.

Despite his complete and possibly willful misunderstanding of my post, I will congratulate Hesitant for noticing that Cuba is completely unlike the Kingdom of Saud, or “now way near” as he puts it, despite both places being somewhat sandy in places. What they do have in common, (the point of my post that zoomed by a couple of feet above his head) is that both have unelected, dynastic rulers-for-life, who allow foreigners a certain latitude of behavior they don’t accord their own citizenry. That is, of course, as long as the foreigners keep it under a certain amount of control, and within the confines of guarded and gated compounds – in the case of Cuba, resorts where the only locals are there to serve beer and clean up.

If Rafzuh doesn’t like my gloomy view, he is absolutely welcome to listen to Hesitant exclusively instead.

Or ask him any other questions he might have at Hesitant’s popular website, www.ask-a-drunk.com

I wish Hesitant the best of luck in his future visits. I encourage him to ramp up “drunk and boisterous” public behavior” sometime, to “drunk and disorderly public behavior,” just to make me out a fool. Hell, it’s March Break! Urinate in public. Just a little harmless goofiness. Get into a little scuffle with a local. No real harm - no real foul, right? Have his wife or girlfriend flash her tits for his police pals on the Malecon, or get her to do some girl-girl kissing and rubbing and carrying on outside a nightclub, or maybe an impromptu wet Tshirt contest on a public beach, and show the Cuban workers the meaning of “Crazy Canucks!” Believe me, they’ll all get a kick out of it.

And by all means, everybody walk around without photo ID, because Hesitant does, so what the hell. Any body gives you a hard time, say loudly and firmly that you are a Canadian citizen, damn it, and that you have rights! That’ll smarten ’em up! Tell them local laws don’t apply to tourists! Fuck ‘em, know-what I-mean?

Hey, I was just kidding about that communist military dictatorship stuff. Behave however the hell you like. It’s a free country! The Caribbean... Cuba, Costa Rica, the Caymans, whatever… it’s all the same, and it’s all good.

Hasta luego!

OMG, a tourist must keep his photo ID on him in Cuba, just like in France.
Actually, even that is not true. Nobody does that.

get the sharp object out of your ass.

 

[hesitant]

Got a hate on? What’s not to like about a communist military dictatorship?

My cousin is actually 17 and not 15, which is why it seemed so shocking to me that she seemed so naïve about recent historical events. It therefore shouldn’t have surprised me to see a 23-year-old wondering where the websites for the Cuban Party Wimmens is at.

Young Rafzuh is unlikely to find any Cuban websites about “adult” “wink-wink-know-what-I-mean” resorts, because prostitution officially doesn’t exist – but is nevertheless illegal in Cuba - and furthermore, only the State, and not the citizenry have access to the internet.

Having a rigidly controlled and restricted internet is presumably one of the perks of living in a communist military dictatorship. That, and not having to watch any US television shows.

Despite his complete and possibly willful misunderstanding of my post, I will congratulate Hesitant for noticing that Cuba is completely unlike the Kingdom of Saud, or “now way near” as he puts it, despite both places being somewhat sandy in places. What they do have in common, (the point of my post that zoomed by a couple of feet above his head) is that both have unelected, dynastic rulers-for-life, who allow foreigners a certain latitude of behavior they don’t accord their own citizenry. That is, of course, as long as the foreigners keep it under a certain amount of control, and within the confines of guarded and gated compounds – in the case of Cuba, resorts where the only locals are there to serve beer and clean up.

If Rafzuh doesn’t like my gloomy view, he is absolutely welcome to listen to Hesitant exclusively instead.

Or ask him any other questions he might have at Hesitant’s popular website, www.ask-a-drunk.com

I wish Hesitant the best of luck in his future visits. I encourage him to ramp up “drunk and boisterous” public behavior” sometime, to “drunk and disorderly public behavior,” just to make me out a fool. Hell, it’s March Break! Urinate in public. Just a little harmless goofiness. Get into a little scuffle with a local. No real harm - no real foul, right? Have his wife or girlfriend flash her tits for his police pals on the Malecon, or get her to do some girl-girl kissing and rubbing and carrying on outside a nightclub, or maybe an impromptu wet Tshirt contest on a public beach, and show the Cuban workers the meaning of “Crazy Canucks!” Believe me, they’ll all get a kick out of it.

And by all means, everybody walk around without photo ID, because Hesitant does, so what the hell. Any body gives you a hard time, say loudly and firmly that you are a Canadian citizen, damn it, and that you have rights! That’ll smarten ’em up! Tell them local laws don’t apply to tourists! Fuck ‘em, know-what I-mean?

Hey, I was just kidding about that communist military dictatorship stuff. Behave however the hell you like. It’s a free country! The Caribbean... Cuba, Costa Rica, the Caymans, whatever… it’s all the same, and it’s all good.

Hasta luego!

shit robbie, it s easy to see whose family fled cuba...

way to focus on typo and act like that is a sin...

oh yeah, i gave advice to the OP last night in a PM on the internet etc so you wasted ur effort there...

one thing is for sure.. u have little experience in Cuba... it shows.

 

[revolver]

That is, of course, as long as the foreigners keep it under a certain amount of control, and within the confines of guarded and gated compounds – in the case of Cuba, resorts where the only locals are there to serve beer and clean up.

If you'd been to Cuba in the last several years you'd know this isn't true. Locals can check into resorts at any time.

And by all means, everybody walk around without photo ID, because Hesitant does, so what the hell. Any body gives you a hard time, say loudly and firmly that you are a Canadian citizen, damn it, and that you have rights! That’ll smarten ’em up! Tell them local laws don’t apply to tourists! Fuck ‘em, know-what I-mean?

Always do. Nobody gives you a hard time.

 

[KBear]

Got a hate on?

Much of your information on Cuba is in error... The locals can have an internet connection. The locals can go to the resorts. Tourist do get into trouble for having sex with underage girls, and being involved in traffic accidents, much as they would be in trouble in Canada. In Cuba you can walk around town, or at a street festival and enjoy a beer, unlike here in Canada.

To the OP, Don’t think there are wild parties in Cuba, like on girls gone wild, but they do have clubs and parties with lots of girls, singing and drinking. There are no official adult activities, but you can meet up with some girls and have your own party. Varadero would be way down the list of places to go in Cuba for single guys.

 

[long john silver]

Try hanging around 40th street in Veradero around 9 or 10 pm. Make sure she is at least 18, if she's under 18 big time problem! As for the police, be polite, there not after you but the girl. I've been over 20 times and have always had a great time. Average cost 40 convertable pesos ( 50-60 bucks ) but most the women are lookers!

 

[WoodPeckr]

Young Rafzuh is unlikely to find any Cuban websites about “adult” “wink-wink-know-what-I-mean” resorts, because prostitution officially doesn’t exist – but is nevertheless illegal in Cuba - and furthermore, only the State, and not the citizenry have access to the internet.

Having a rigidly controlled and restricted internet is presumably one of the perks of living in a communist military dictatorship. That, and not having to watch any US television shows.

So much of the same exists in RED China and that doesn't seem to stop the USA and other countries from going there for trade and fun.

Robinto did you come from Miami and use to live with all them ex-Cubans down there that fled Cuba?

 

[gentle_lover]

I'm curious as well. If I book one of those all inclusive package from travelocity or expedia, can I bring local girls into the resort or call a call girl into a resort? Do I have to pay extra to bring her in? What are the rules? According to most of you guys here, Varadero would not be a place for mongering.