Could've, Should've Banged Her

Terminax

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Back in my late 20s, I was the "responsible adult" that oversaw a group of 16 to 20 year olds - Around a dozen of them - who went up to one of their parents cottages. My job was simply to keep them safe for the weekend, and several of the parents told me outright that I wasn't expected to keep the kids from drinking and getting high just from operating the watercraft and using protection. Great parents eh? More than half of the kids were girls, and one, exactly perfect in all my likes and desires was flirting with me from the start. She was a friend of one of the kids I didn't know and we got to talking and chumming around and by the first night, I was sure I was going to bed her. The gang all starts drinking but most of them are lightweights and quickly start dropping like flies leaving their drinks half finished. Since I had paid for most of the booze being drunk I sure wasn't going to let it go to waste and so I finished the drinks off... and gave myself alchohol poisoning. Yay me! I spend the first night and the better part of the second day sick as a dog, and I probably should have gotten medical help but I survived. Sadly, the girl I was hoping to score with had to leave on the second day and I never got a second chance. Bugger.
 

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Back in my late 20s, I was the "responsible adult" that oversaw a group of 16 to 20 year olds - Around a dozen of them - who went up to one of their parents cottages. My job was simply to keep them safe for the weekend, and several of the parents told me outright that I wasn't expected to keep the kids from drinking and getting high just from operating the watercraft and using protection. Great parents eh? More than half of the kids were girls, and one, exactly perfect in all my likes and desires was flirting with me from the start. She was a friend of one of the kids I didn't know and we got to talking and chumming around and by the first night, I was sure I was going to bed her. The gang all starts drinking but most of them are lightweights and quickly start dropping like flies leaving their drinks half finished. Since I had paid for most of the booze being drunk I sure wasn't going to let it go to waste and so I finished the drinks off... and gave myself alchohol poisoning. Yay me! I spend the first night and the better part of the second day sick as a dog, and I probably should have gotten medical help but I survived. Sadly, the girl I was hoping to score with had to leave on the second day and I never got a second chance. Bugger.
Cottage scenario........perfect opportunity too. Damn. Sorry man.
 

GameBoy27

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Holy shit!!! Where do I start??? I'll be sure to add a couple stories when I have more time.
 

canuck99

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Okay I'll contribute one of mine that I still to this day can't believe.
I used to work in an office with a hot secretary about my age named Lena.
She had a gorgeous face, bright eyes and big smile.
She worked out and had a hard body.
Only thing I didn't like was her short brown hair, but still a nice style.
She dressed well and was fun.
I thought she was out of my league and when this happened I was hot for another woman and I think this is the main reason this opportunity went over my head. At least that's my excuse. lol

One day lena asked me to go over to her place for dinner.
I was busy but completely blew her off thinking it was no big deal, but she did look disappointed.
Later, one of the other girls in the office asked me why I wasn't interested in Lena.
That's when I realized that she had ulterior motives.
We often had lunch together and we talked about dating and relationships.
I remember specifically telling her that when a girl invites a guy over for dinner the guy would expect some action.
At the time she asked, I had completely forgot about this conversation.
Lena moved on about six months later. I'm such an idiot.

I still have pix of her and when I look at them I shake my head.
I can just imagine the crazy sex we would have had. She was a fun girl.
I'm such an idiot.
 

TROOPS

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Okay I'll contribute one of mine that I still to this day can't believe.
I used to work in an office with a hot secretary about my age named Lena.
She had a gorgeous face, bright eyes and big smile.
She worked out and had a hard body.
Only thing I didn't like was her short brown hair, but still a nice style.
She dressed well and was fun.
I thought she was out of my league and when this happened I was hot for another woman and I think this is the main reason this opportunity went over my head. At least that's my excuse. lol

One day lena asked me to go over to her place for dinner.
I was busy but completely blew her off thinking it was no big deal, but she did look disappointed.
Later, one of the other girls in the office asked me why I wasn't interested in Lena.
That's when I realized that she had ulterior motives.
We often had lunch together and we talked about dating and relationships.
I remember specifically telling her that when a girl invites a guy over for dinner the guy would expect some action.
At the time she asked, I had completely forgot about this conversation.
Lena moved on about six months later. I'm such an idiot.

I still have pix of her and when I look at them I shake my head.
I can just imagine the crazy sex we would have had. She was a fun girl.
I'm such an idiot.

Women always remember those that made their panties wet in the past. Don't be afraid to contact her or bump into her for old times sake, whether she's married attached........there is always gonna be a spark there because you obviously made her cream her panties at one time.
 

canuck99

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thanks for the advice but this happened before email and she moved away somewhere from what I heard.
I actually can't remember her full name so no way to contact her.
I would if I could.
 

Prim0

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Thanks for sharing your stories guys. I'm not a good story teller but when I was younger I must've had some kind of visual block to women showing interest in me. I always thought of myself as a young gentleman and would need a girl to throw herself at me before I would act. Sooooo many lost opportunities.
 

richaceg

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You did the right thing troops...just because she had a little too much to drink and her judgement is somewhat clouded. But If the next morning she's somehow outside of my room and sober....my dick would be too hard for me to recognize friend from foe.
 

TROOPS

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Alexxx99

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Hmmmm, morals you say?

I could have banged 6 girls in High School had I any sense. I literally sat down and did this list at around end of college when I had met most of these girls years later. One of those 6 I eventually did have sex with many years later, but point remains.

As far as passing up sure things in the later stages of college and after graduation? Only once, when I thought the girl was joking as she laughed and said " well you could shove me in your car and fuck me ".

Yeah, we all have our dumb moments. Thought she was joking (even though she was damn sober and looking right at me).
 
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