Cougar Bar???

[LancsLad]

ok ... I could help you with one of my best pick up lines ...

A snowleopard walks into bar and, sees a nice looking cougar and says: "cheow baby, would you like to cat it on?"

She says: " Well I am feline in a friskies kind of mood"

Gets them every time

You could offer to let her scratch your pole.



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[snowleopard]

You could offer to let her scratch your pole.



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Me-e-e-e-ouch!!

 

[theinsider]

can anyone give any advice on how to achieve gettinga cougar..im a younger guy, 28, so im not sure if i can relate with their mentality...can anyone shed some light/advice on how to approach the matter...its been this thing of mine to land a cougar ....if anyone has any stories please share!

 

[theinsider]

no cougar champs out there...any advice???

 

[great bear]

can anyone give any advice on how to achieve gettinga cougar..im a younger guy, 28, so im not sure if i can relate with their mentality...can anyone shed some light/advice on how to approach the matter...its been this thing of mine to land a cougar ....if anyone has any stories please share!

Shave your head bald. Put a pillow in your pants. Fart every five minutes. Have a cell phone on you that is at least ten years old. If they ask you if you own an I Pod answer by saying " a what".

Tell them the last CD you purchased was by Hank Snow. Drive a Mini Wagon. Make sure the bottom of your pant cuffs is at least four inches above your shoes. Take out your dentures and brag that the denturist only charged you $150.00 for tops and bottoms. Wear a white belt, and a plaid shirt. Open the discussion by telling her your ear hairs are a continuing problem.

Now, go score!

 

[roadhog]

Yeah, works for GB all the time!!

 

[theinsider]

i can't believe with all the vets on this board and no one seems to want to guide a yougen the right way...I just know there are many who are more experienced and wiser than me in regarding this..i am just looking for some insight on what's the etiquett/expected is ....thanks in advance

 

[Bare.50]

Thats why they pay for it . They cant close the deal in the cougar bar.

Sorry guys I just couldnt resit. This thread was set up to hit out of the park.

Just had to do it

Bare

 

[spitze]

i can't believe with all the vets on this board and no one seems to want to guide a yougen the right way...I just know there are many who are more experienced and wiser than me in regarding this..i am just looking for some insight on what's the etiquett/expected is ....thanks in advance

mmm I think there is a simple rule that always works with ALL women...make them feel special and treat them like a queen.

Pick the one you like chat her up, buy her couple drinks , dancer her and you will know if you have chances to score.

 

[abstinent]

Thats why they pay for it . They cant close the deal in the cougar bar.

Sorry guys I just couldnt resit. This thread was set up to hit out of the park.

Just had to do it

Bare

depends if youre seeking the ones that mimic desperate housewives/heather locklear OC type. or just some amateur bit overweight/borderline saggy milf?

something like this LOL... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO7L-51k-98&feature=related

I accompanied my Caucasian co workers once, being 25 resembling a 18yr olds appearance, and the only Asian..., felt a bit out of place...
finally this somewhat overweight bit saggy gilf and I talked a bit, started pinchin my cheeks wtf

 

[C Dick]

Thats why they pay for it . They cant close the deal in the cougar bar.

Sorry guys I just couldnt resist. This thread was set up to hit out of the park.

Just had to do it

Bare

I don't think anyone is going to take offence, its true. Whatever someone is paying for is probably not something that they can get for free. They might be able to get something similar for free, but it is not the same, or they would not pay.

 

[theinsider]

anyone have any luck at crockodile rock on wednesday nights?...are the girl hot ??

 

[euripides]

i can't believe with all the vets on this board and no one seems to want to guide a yougen the right way...I just know there are many who are more experienced and wiser than me in regarding this..i am just looking for some insight on what's the etiquett/expected is ....thanks in advance

We don't want the competition ! Leave the old ones ( with loose bladders) to us old farts and go chase those tight young spinners.