Cooking eggs

[a 1 player]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

[Cycleguy007]

Precisely why "I" cook the eggs in our house!

(Mrs. Cycleguy's talents lie elsewhere! LOL )

 

[OddSox]

Precisely why "I" cook the eggs in our house!

...and she does the driving?

 

[Insidious Von]

Then the wife said:

"I wish you'd give me one ever now and again so I wouldn't have to rely on that rancid dego for my orgasms".

 

[Cycleguy007]

...and she does the driving?

Well... since you brought it up, one of our favourite sex positions is Cow girl so yes, she does often do the driving! LOL!

(But she rarely drives my truck! STFU tboy! LOL)

 

[RandyAndy2]

Insidious V, I've just spent the last 10 minutes watching your sig pic. And I have no idea if you actually wrote anything there. Dang!

 

[Sentry]

sent it to a friend who sent to his wife. her response was

At least she admitted she cant cook. A women admit something she's done was wrong I thought was impossible.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

At least she admitted she cant cook. A women admit something she's done was wrong I thought was impossible.

ahhh perhaps it's not that she cannot cook perhaps she just does not want to cook