What compliments or insults do you hear most often from the ladies ... "you're soooo big" or "you're handsome" or "you're really nice, why aren't you married", etc. We've heard them all but the ones I get most often these days are - "you have such nice skin" and on the insult side - "getting a little pudgy" - put the two together and they make me feel like the Pillsbury dough boy.
Compliments & insults you hear from the working ladies
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the good: nice stomach, nice eyes, nice hair, funny, soft skin (that one kind of creeps me out - what am I, a baby? a girl?), big cock, made her come ("that never happens with a client"), good diner. blah blah blah - I'd rather not hear anything because I assume they're filling me with BS just to make me happy, but then I wonder if they're sincere (after all, I do have nice eyes, soft skin........). Then I feel like an idiot just for wondering if the woman I'm paying for sex, really thinks those nice things about me. Which makes me think maybe I don't have nice eyes or a big cock. Then I get ticked off because I give a flying rat's ass what the SP really thinks of me. The whole thought process takes about 5 seconds but still, stop messing with my mind!!!
the bad: too big, take too long to come, too rough, and the one that pisses me off the most: "Chinese girls only kiss their husbands"
the bad: too big, take too long to come, too rough, and the one that pisses me off the most: "Chinese girls only kiss their husbands"
Every one of them tell me I have a beautiful, huge cock. Now I know I am paying these girls.. I have heard it so many times, I am starting to believe it!! I think some are afraid of it... see my other thread.. "Curse of the Large Cock!"
Actually.. come to think of it.. even girls I have not paid have told me the same thing.. so it must be true!!
Any ladies want to see it?
Actually.. come to think of it.. even girls I have not paid have told me the same thing.. so it must be true!!
Any ladies want to see it?
I get "I love your butt" a lot (I do play a lot of hockey and ride bikes a lot, so my butt is in good shape). The last MP I saw was full of compliments "you smell nice, your skin is so soft, you're cute, you have a nice body etc.... " good for the ego. The best is one of my fave MPs, she goes on and on about how she loves my tool. Not the size necessarily (I'm more or less averagely hung), but the shape, proportion, curve etc. She describes it in such detail... like she is worshipping it. Its sooo hot.
Insult wise, "you need a shave" and she was not talking about my face. I know a lot of guys here are in favour of shaving the boys, but I've tried and I itched like hell, and will never do it again. Plus it just seems a little bit teh ghey.......
Insult wise, "you need a shave" and she was not talking about my face. I know a lot of guys here are in favour of shaving the boys, but I've tried and I itched like hell, and will never do it again. Plus it just seems a little bit teh ghey.......
i have been told my d!ck is very good looking... by sp's and mp's... but i realized it must be true when i was told by a friend's girlfriend when we were playing strip poker... you have a beautifull dick.. ____ is a lucky gril..
i am average size ..so haha lucky me my dick is beautifull too bad the rest of me is a mess...hahahahahahha
i am average size ..so haha lucky me my dick is beautifull too bad the rest of me is a mess...hahahahahahha
I was really taking this thread sooo seriously, Papi's huge cock, MuffDiver being good at it and CapitalGuy's whole post.....and then I saw this and realized it's all bullshit.nautilus said:
nautilus, have you been told today? ROTFLMAO!
when they come....
or when you "think" they come.......
Just to be clear, that's a compliment....not an insult.
or when you "think" they come.......
Just to be clear, that's a compliment....not an insult.
Oh oui, oh fuck, omg, oh oui, ohoui ohyes, oh oui, oui,oui, OMG... oh fuck. oh yah... OUI,OUI, OUI!!! .... OMFG!!!! I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmming!
