Curse of the Large Cock

Papi Chulo · Jan 20, 2007

I have to live life day in and day out, cursed at birth with a large cock.

MPA's & dancers comented on how nice it was... but I have encountered a number of SP's who say it is too big to put in them and can only get a BJ and HJ... and all the women I have met say I am too large for greek.

What am I to do?

How can I go on?

Stoo · Jan 20, 2007

Papi Chulo said:
How can I go on?

Get married. It'll just wither away in a few years...

greenii · Jan 20, 2007

Papi Chulo said:
I have to live life day in and day out, cursed at birth with a large cock.

MPA's & dancers comented on how nice it was... but I have encountered a number of SP's who say it is too big to put in them and can only get a BJ and HJ... and all the women I have met say I am too large for greek.

What am I to do?

How can I go on?

I hear You...lol

MuffinMuncher · Jan 20, 2007

Papi Chulo said:
I have encountered a number of SP's who say it is too big to put in them and can only get a BJ and HJ... and all the women I have met say I am too large for greek.

They're just saying that so they dont have to have sex with you. Its not your cock, its you.

Just curious.... why tell us about this? Fred, where's the "Attention Whore" smilie?

Frosty · Jan 20, 2007

Get a penis reduction.

frankcastle · Jan 20, 2007

From a dating perspective I find girls fall into two categories on this topic.

1) the ones that will do it despite the discomfort.... this can be a problem as it is a turn off knowing she's not into it and a potential problem for sex in the long term scheme of things.

2) the ones that enjoy the discomfort.... this can be a problem if she's just saying that but doesn't really mean it.

Your best bet is to find a girl that likes the discomfort or find the beauty and sensuality of BJs and Hjs. Or refine your techniques.

Dash · Jan 20, 2007

Come on. Give us the measurement lol

xix · Jan 20, 2007

No kids

frankcastle said:
From a dating perspective I find girls fall into two categories on this topic.

1) the ones that will do it despite the discomfort.... this can be a problem as it is a turn off knowing she's not into it and a potential problem for sex in the long term scheme of things.

2) the ones that enjoy the discomfort.... this can be a problem if she's just saying that but doesn't really mean it.

Your best bet is to find a girl that likes the discomfort or find the beauty and sensuality of BJs and Hjs. Or refine your techniques.

With so much thrust and pushing tha vagina will birth any kids at all. SO I been told.

rip_hymen · Jan 20, 2007

It's hilarious that the big dick guys complain just as much as the small dick guys. Then again so do the average size dick guys. So what have we really learned here?

osanowo · Jan 20, 2007

rip_hymen said:
So what have we really learned here?

That women are never happy!

james t kirk · Jan 20, 2007

There's lots of women out there who can more than handle a HUGE cock.

I've had girlfriends handle fucking monsterous dildos as thick as a baseball bat and as long as your forearm.

So, unless you are hung like that - it's you, not your cock...

bigmoe69er · Jan 21, 2007

"It's you, not your cock."

james t kirk said:
There's lots of women out there who can more than handle a HUGE cock.

I've had girlfriends handle fucking monsterous dildos as thick as a baseball bat and as long as your forearm.

So, unless you are hung like that - it's you, not your cock...[/QUOTE

...point well taken, James!

---Dr. Moe

Rockslinger · Jan 21, 2007

Sorry to hear about your "bigness". You have my sympathies. There is no cure. Try to live with this affliction the best you can.
I remember one dancer telling me her former boyfriend was 9" and that it HURT. So, you are not alone. Ever think about forming a "bigness" support group?

osanowo · Jan 21, 2007

ever thought about horses?

xxxstar · Jan 21, 2007

how about a career change into porn?

calloway · Jan 21, 2007

Papi Chulo said:
What am I to do?

Continue living in your fantasy Papi... but you may want to cut back a little on the number of pornos you've been watching lately.

fuji · Jan 21, 2007

Generally if a woman is horny she can handle any size cock. If she's not horny then even a small one will feel uncomfortable. This is the same as the "my nipples are more sensitive than other girls please don't touch them" line--every woman likes her nipples played with if she's horny, and every woman dislikes it if she's not.

So yeah, it's the rest of you she doesn't like, not your cock. Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe what you need is just a new brand of cologne. Or maybe what you need is a new attitude

Vancouver Femme Fatale · Jan 21, 2007

Papi Chulo said:
I have to live life day in and day out, cursed at birth with being a giant cock.

Bummer, dude.

What? The quote thingy must be busted... I didn't do it, I wasn't there, I swear! You'll never take me alive, coppers!

pineappleguy · Jan 21, 2007

Get one of those penis enlarger pump thingies, but reverse the valve. It will knock your pecker down to mortal-man size in no time flat. If that doesn't work, you can always immerse it in cold water.

cherry_pie · Jan 21, 2007

BRING IT ON BABY!!! i'm sorry but that it sounds to me like the girls might just be scared to try i've taken very large in both pussy and ass and it doesn't hurt LMAO..but then again look whos talking i like the pain and discomfort most times

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