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Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Got your attention eh?

I knew it'd work and you've now just proved my theory...(as will follow, if you read further...)


Don't like being so predictable?


Okay, so my "heading" is a joke in a poca, jorgie, sophie- no name, no face, the misunderstood and 'rough around the edges' IN your face; 'FUNNY ha ha' sorta way...

hopefully some, or most get it...

I guess if you read enough ad's you might see the pun of a point in the makings, or the underlining humor of my post.

If not... well, you'll have to meet me as people who know me can put me into an unmistakable context, even my squeals when I think I'm so funny (and of course, most times even when I'm not )

You might just get lost in translation if not; truly unfortunate if that is the case.

Heck, I'm the stand up relief when others are booed off stage ;)


So-although the fill in the blanks hardly leaves any room for the imagination, the raunchier the heading, the better the hits?

Seems to work?

Or does it?





*more to follow, tune in so you don't miss out
 
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....continued

It appears now in order to garnish attention, we have to bluntly cave to basically remove ALL humility from this delicate but thriving dynamic and resort to the 'baby I'm a take out menu..." mentality. Or do we?

Dirtier the better?


(but in theory, PLEASE for the love of somebody, treat me(us) like a person even though I/we/she/ sound like chopped liver at times...and leave your money where I it can be seen' You know, the 'so I can keep my eye on the prize' type(s)

How hot!

NOT!


Okay, so...with the latest trends and themes...


I'm the glamour whore.

glam·our (glam′ər) noun 1) A magic spell or charm 2) Seemingly mysterious and elusive fascination or allure; bewitching charm 3) Elegance, luxury, high fashion, etc. or their aura around a person, situation, etc.


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continued....


So guys, It took me a while....but I thought of a figurative HEADing, or suggestive wording to say in the least... that hasn't been twisted, rearranged or the same old, same old, regurgitated BS, without the variance of course...


so, are you ready?


HERE it is:


come fcuk my ear HOLE.... if it fits!!!!


Daaaa da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

S-u-r-p-r-i-s-e!


Impressed?


HA HA HA HA HA

(those of you who had a light bulb moment... google my middle finger )





Ummm, okay...

I tried it. (only time I will admit to it) So, ssssshhhhh

It doesn't work so well and anyone into the whole 'Pierced tongue' stuff...

Well my friend and I didn't think the "diamond cut" was so hot, so safe to say- NOPE nada, earrings get in the way...


got your attention though?


Of course!


So...
Hmmmm lets try something else;


Wanna bbm me?
Oops, sorry I don't have a blackberry. (big lol)
Or, I should say-I did... thank you swiper(Master Jackass) for swiping my phone- big shout out to ya.

ha ha

Okay....so, wanna jizz on my face?
Ugh, shit last time that happened it got in my eye!

Or the best is when it got up my nose and my sinuses were gooo filled...


So, poca... you sick???
nope got goo jizzz up the nose, dont ask!!!!

HA HA HA


HOT! HOT!

or NOT!



or, wait... this is much, MUCH better!!!!!





Welcome to PocaHOTass'...
 
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...continued



hello Sir, welcome to PocaHOTass'...


can I take your order?

*blah blah blah blah blah*

Okay, so sir, let me get this straight-
you would like a G.F.E with a twist of kink and shit on the side?
How would you like your fcuk, medium hard or sunny side up?

Oh,yes I have honey do lists *insert acronyms here*; you name it, I will make it

Yup, I have a special on lip service too...


oh yes baby, A-N-Y-THING you want!


Would you like a smile with your order TOO sir???


Oh, okay...you can up size your Greek for 100 more.
Do you want it gently tossed or stirred?
Uh, okay, but you have to provide the stick, numb nuts!

but... if you want sauce, that's extra (like didn't ya know, UPSELL, up sell, up sell baby) lol


umm, if I forgot anything... talk in secret code- I compute well in ROBOT!
Preferably acronyms, okay?


oh and just to let you know, I forgot everything we just spoke about, DUH!


Okay, please pull up to window one!
*cold turkey collects the money...*

and (da de daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

you get a dead lay in the bag!!!!!!


have a SUPER d-u-p-e-r nice day, asshole!


PLEASE come back again!!!! (with pretend accent)


HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




Okay, I am being a smart ass....but REALLY!

Just a side note- the ABOVE(and most of this "thead") is a tongue and cheek, sassy mockery of examples, that in a somewhat humorously ridiculous way, exhibits what a conversation some expect to have, sadly not only on the phone BUT IN PERSON too or the 'overviews' most attach to everyone and misconceptions presently in need of reform.



As funny as my synopsis sounds, it's becoming the norm of how one is expecting to not only "act" or talk, but being taught as a way to approach, untactful in my humbled opinion, EVERYONE in the industry. Like we are all cookie cutter replicas of each other!

Are you freaking kidding me?


I think this is...well, an all time low and a shame, really. Especially for us women who have a bit more to work with, like a brain!


Maybe this is the "new" professional standard???
 
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...continued

so call me, the "unprofessional; professional" in comparison....

Always trying to be, you know- inventive, but man it's hard to have an edge when everyone's take on sexy leaves so much to be desired!


*a gentleman sifting through ads*

Like, click- next.
Click,
next...
click next...
oh well, click- eeeekkkk-
NEXT


Tired of endless searching? Been there, done that? Heard it all? Same old, same old... Want something different?

As I've noticed, there's an obvious transition. Some of you wonder why you get mechanical service from so many pretend blow up dolls...in my mind, it doesn't take long to figure it out.

Perhaps I'm old fashioned. Maybe I need to work on my marketing skills... or just maybe, I'm totally REAL.

An actual person, IMAGINE!


The one whom might be too much woman for you to deal with, if you like drive thru happy meals...


Tired of mechanics who take ya for a spin?


Have some class and tact.

Call for an EXPERIENCE you won't forget.
 
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“Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.”
 
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Here's a funny Ha Ha for today...

While admiring the furniture at a friends house, I say;

"oooooOhhhhhhhhhh I love this! Where'd you get it, Ashley Madison?"




HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I think if I didn't have 'cocksucker' on my forehead before... I do now!!!!


:)
 
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The other day I am trying to figure out how much 6inches is, relative to other objects.

No tape measure, kinda brain dead and not really with it...(Kinda a duh moment)

So...

I google it.

Easy. Right?

Well, maybe if I was wearing my poca hat!

Every single result was something related to penis size (ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Actually, that is a lie. The only exception to this was...

6 inches= 15.24 cm

Well, if you don't know what 6 inches is, how the heck is centimetres going to HELP?

Technically, that gives me double the opportunity to fcuk up the measurement.

So, although this is extremely annoying when this is NOT what you are looking for, I thought about it...

Do you think it'd go over well if I randomly asked;

Excuse me sir, Can I borrow your cock a minute... I need to measure something?

http://www.**********.com/reviews/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Ha Ha HA!​
 
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When you are fcuking a nice girl, an hour seems like a second.

When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

- Albert Einstein (with a twist of poca)

http://www.**********.com/reviews/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Tired of getting burned?

There's a reason why I am Toronto's best kept secret.




Your's to discover!
 
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Most will forget what you've said, some will forget what you've done... but true to the old adage;

no one will ever forget how you make them feel.
 
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Saw this quote, thought it was funny...

"Anticipation makes the hard-on longer." ~ Itsby Stevintary


Available... release with me!
 
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Perks...

it didn`t even cross my mind until after I posted PERKS that just maybe context is ALWAYS everything lol

My gutter head was equally amused when I googled
perk:v.intr.1. To stick up or jut out:
2. To carry oneself in a lively and jaunty manner.
v.tr.
To cause to stick up quickly:
^
I K-N-O-W you gonna like this one (I dunno how to insert winker smiley face plus sound effect... But you get the jist)

I hope I have perked your attention :D

lol


can you PLEASE give me YOUR input???

pretty please...

OH... I forgot, for those who don`t suffer from scratch back mentality;


the campaign in my signature NEEDS you!!!

so please contribute while I figure out how to perk everyone else into doing so

:D


Thank you!










 
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