I agree with lookingman and dirk.
It's a bad idea, farmmer, but hell, you're not me, so you should go and do it and then report back here with the stories. It'll make for good reading.
Oh yeah, in the end, you'll get divorced (that may be a good thing for you but it'll cost you a bundle) and you'll also be fired and end up being sued by your "co-worker" because she's not really on the same level as you in the hierarchy and she'll bring a human rights suit against you (and win).
Just remember to report back here.....it's fun to read other people's tales of misery sometimes.