clueless newbie here

LexingtonJeremy said:
You know I didn't mean it like that.

I don't think addiction is necessarily a bad thing. I'd rather live in a closet and eat Michelina's for every meal while getting laid regularly by beautiful women than be rich and celibate. Sex is life's penultimate pleasure.

Beware of what you wish for ... You say addiction is NOT a bad thing ?
Beware of what you wish for ...

As someone has suggested, you might want to start of at a MP. A Massage parlour. There is my favourite one, the SRM Steeles Royal Massage.

www.royalspa.ca

Go there, look at their schedule, and then come back here and do your homework (search for reviews) and / or just go in and ask them to show you all the ladies and they will come out as they are free.

Off the top of my head, I would recomend quite a few @ SRM which you shouldnt be disappointed with. However, keep in mind that all that goes in in a MP is NO SEX.

Just a sensual erotic massage, with a hand release.
The rates are listed on the site too.

Recommendations in no specific order :

Lacie
Summer
Jessica
Keyonna
Lee
Liz
Rimma
Paris

Enjoy

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If you insist on seeing an SP, I would strongly advise you to stick to the well known agencies only.
Do your homework and look for them.
Agencies that I have used are Mirage, OGFE, Dream Makers, Toronto Passions, Roommates, Cupids, Garden of Eden...

Welcome to the hobby of Pussy lovers
 
CapitalGuy said:
Gotta ask ya - what's life's ultimate pleasure, then? What's the big #1? Just curious. Thanks.

Penultimate means second-last, not second-best. So what's the last pleasure, dying? And if it is, sex is only the penultimate pleasure if you have a heart attack while screwing or something like that.
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
Girls can get boned whenever they want by whoever they want. If I were the last guy on earth, sure I could get some, because they wouldn't have a choice. But as soon as another guy who's 1% more attractive than me pops up, I don't stand a chance.

Maybe it's a generational thing. Girls today are more liberated than ever, which is great for good looking guys with "tight game but actually hurts us average guys.

I don't think it's either good or bad. It just is.

LJ, without getting getting all psychological, I think you might want to work on your self-esteem a little. A lot of average guys are gettin lotsa free poon. In particular, search down posts by MLAM and A1 Player. Or worse case scenario, start a thread, something like "I love a girl for her ass" and all the guys with game will be there to help you. Joking aside, hobbying can become very addictive, you might want to wait till you have some steady cash flow.