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LexingtonJeremy

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As the title suggests, I'm new to this hobby and am looking for a bit of direction.

Being barely legal and never having been intimate with a girl, I would like the experience of an older lady (preferably late 20's to early 30's) who can show me the ropes, so to speak. As for looks, I have a thing for curvy brunettes.

I must also mention that I don't have my own phone, which presents somewhat of dilemna. I don't think the parents would be too pleased to discover me spending their hard-earned money on "strange," and I've yet to find an sp who doesn't require at least a phone call. Any idea as to how I might circumvent this?

Thanks.
 
I am a clueless newbie too; but from what I have read on this board; a lot of the more experienced guys buy those prepaid phones; the type that comes loaded with a certain amount of minutes; disposable after they run out........

Not speaking from experience here; since I have yet to try doing that myself; for now my day to day phone will do; since I have no need to watch who I talk to on it..........
 
My 2 cents ... I would suggest you ease yourself into the hobby and try a good MP such as Allure or Hands_From_Heaven in brampton - note not full service. No need to call and setup appointments, just show up. If you decide to go the next step, all I can say is do you homework. Hope it helps
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
As the title suggests, I'm new to this hobby and am looking for a bit of direction.

Being barely legal and never having been intimate with a girl, I would like the experience of an older lady (preferably late 20's to early 30's) who can show me the ropes, so to speak. As for looks, I have a thing for curvy brunettes.

I must also mention that I don't have my own phone, which presents somewhat of dilemna. I don't think the parents would be too pleased to discover me spending their hard-earned money on "strange," and I've yet to find an sp who doesn't require at least a phone call. Any idea as to how I might circumvent this?

Thanks.
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You will need a phone to make an appointment. No cell?

When you say barely legal- how old are you?
 
Get a cheap pay as you go cell phone (no contract no plan) from 7-11 or somewhere. You can spend as little as 50 bucks to get started. I'm actually surprised an 18 year old without a cell phone still exists! You will "need" one for life outside the house anyhow - what do your friends think about you not having a cell phone? Any new friends you meet will want your number too, and you won't be able to coordinate a social life from your parents house phone. If you can afford to pay for a prostitute, you can afford a cell phone.

As for the SP, for your first time having sex you want to be blown off your feet (ha). Save up and book Morgan Van Lief. She is drop dead gorgeous and will make losing your cherry a life-long memorable experience. Hell, I'd even tell her you were there to lose your virginity. She'll make you enjoy sex.

Have fun.
 
As a former newbie meself (only been hobbying for about a year now), I would say just do your homework. Check out some of the girls in the agencies for which type of girl suits you, then do a search here. Compare the reviewers, which one seems to take the same approach to women as you do (romantic VS wham-bam, GFE or PSE, etc..). Don't be afraid to ask questions, as long as that question hasn't been asked before. Remember, your first experience will colour your hobbying, possibly for the rest of your life, or at least quite a while.

As my Sensei said: Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

My guess is that you're going to be doing incalls, like me. I never bothered with MPA's, just dove right in. These ladies, younger or older, are pretty skilled at putting men at ease. It's part of what a good professional companion does.

As for my personal recommendation, I would offer Angela from Mirage. Late 20's, brunette, killer eyes, hot body, fantastic attitude. The only problem is she may ruin it for the rest of the ladies you will see.

Good luck!
 
Thanks for all the suggestions, people.

red, I don't like divulging personal info. Let's just say I'm young enough for it to not be weird to still be dependant on my parents but old enough that I should at least have some sexual experience under my belt.
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
As the title suggests, I'm new to this hobby and am looking for a bit of direction.

Being barely legal and never having been intimate with a girl, I would like the experience of an older lady (preferably late 20's to early 30's) who can show me the ropes, so to speak. ....
Thanks.
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Older....late 20's; sigh! I can't remember when late 20's was thought of as older :(

Good luck LJ....have fun and don't get addicted!
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
Thanks, everyone. I'll definitely give these suggestions some consideration.

red, I don't like divulging personal info. Let's just say I'm young enough for it to not be weird to be this dependent on my parents but old enough that I should at least have some sexual experience under my belt.
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There are a lot of great escorts out there. Please check the reviews.

If I might be presumptous, I recommend Selina. She is a well reviewed escort. Lets face it if this is really the first time you can't go wrong. She is over thirty. She is attractive.

But, I know in my first time I was way to nervous to really enjoy myself. So, to summarize: go with a well reviewed escort: Selina.

EU
 
enduser1 said:
There are a lot of great escorts out there. Please check the reviews.

If I might be presumptous, I recommend Selina. She is a well reviewed escort. Lets face it if this is really the first time you can't go wrong. She is over thirty. She is attractive.

But, I know in my first time I was way to nervous to really enjoy myself. So, to summarize: go with a well reviewed escort: Selina.

EU
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Interesting: you endorse MVL in your profile, yet you recommend Selina.

Would Morgan not also be an appropriate choice for a newbie? I haven't seen her, but by all accounts, she seems to fit the bill.
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
Let's just say I'm young enough for it to not be weird to still be dependant on my parents but old enough that I should at least have some sexual experience under my belt.
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How old are you, kid? If you're old enough to be reading Terb and seeing an SP, you're sure as hell old enough to be out of the house. You're afraid your parents wouldn't look kindly on spending their money on "strange" (whatever that means)? Then maybe you should make independence from your parents a priority, not this hobby.

Try back here in a year.
 
Inferno said:
Interesting: you endorse MVL in your profile, yet you recommend Selina.

Would Morgan not also be an appropriate choice for a newbie? I haven't seen her, but by all accounts, she seems to fit the bill.
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Hell yes,

Morgan would be awesome. But Selina has shorter dates and is less expensive. Selina is also more of a PSE I guess.

Basically, Morgan is one of the best escorts I have ever had*. I have friends who were escorts, who were better, but, they were real friends. Morgan is just a damn good escort. But she is not a brunette.

Selina has highlights, but underneath it I am told she is a brunette. If brunette hair color is really that important maybe Alex at Roommates?

EU
 
I didn't know an 18 year old virgin exists! Especially a dude. LOL What's wrong with you kiddo? Why pay for it? Just prey on the anti-social, insecure chicks that are really needy and get in there. Come on now son. It's as easy as that! Plus, her cherry will be nice and tight... start there and try hobbying once you're married with children like me... oh boy, what would I give to be 18 years old again... Back then women just wanted to get laid- to get laid... once you cross 30 women basically want your money or want a husband or want your money!

Enjoy kiddo! Before you know it all the ladies in school will be fighting over your cock! Just remember that when you stick your little member in her to wear a cap!
 
LexingtonJeremy said:
Thanks for all the suggestions, people.

red, I don't like divulging personal info. Let's just say I'm young enough for it to not be weird to still be dependant on my parents but old enough that I should at least have some sexual experience under my belt.
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nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Planner said:
nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How does that make him a nerd? Nothing odd about someone out of high school still living with his parents, and not everyone gets laid before age 20. Cut him a break, he's just asking for a little guidance.
 
I hope you arent that 16 year old kid that emails all the SP's on TRZ and CL with his picture.. because FYI you are still JAILBAIT -- lol
 
ArissaGirl said:
I hope you arent that 16 year old kid that emails all the SP's on TRZ and CL with his picture.. because FYI you are still JAILBAIT -- lol
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this is exactly what I was thinkin
 
MAN_of_STEEL said:
I didn't know an 18 year old virgin exists! Especially a dude. LOL What's wrong with you kiddo? Why pay for it? Just prey on the anti-social, insecure chicks that are really needy and get in there.
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Girls can get boned whenever they want by whoever they want. If I were the last guy on earth, sure I could get some, because they wouldn't have a choice. But as soon as another guy who's 1% more attractive than me pops up, I don't stand a chance.

Maybe it's a generational thing. Girls today are more liberated than ever, which is great for good looking guys with "tight game but actually hurts us average guys.

I don't think it's either good or bad. It just is.
 
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Shades said:
Older....late 20's; sigh! I can't remember when late 20's was thought of as older :(

Good luck LJ....have fun and don't get addicted!
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You know I didn't mean it like that.

I don't think addiction is necessarily a bad thing. I'd rather live in a closet and eat Michelina's for every meal while getting laid regularly by beautiful women than be rich and celibate. Sex is life's penultimate pleasure.
 
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