Chuck Norris

[jwmorrice]

Wow!!!

Is this like the Chuck Norris Fan Club?


Where do I sign up?

The last man to use the word "fan" in Chuck Norris' presence, received a roundhouse kick into another sexual orientation!

jwm

 

[blitz]

The last man to use the word "fan" in Chuck Norris' presence, received a roundhouse kick into another sexual orientation!

Chuck Norris does not have fans. He has followers that wish to be roundhouse kicked to death by their God, Chuck Norris.

 

[PHNINE]

Chuck Norris is GOD. LOL

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

[blitz]

Shiek dated Chuck Norris after recieving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to groin thus rendering him Chuck Norris' bitch.

 

[wrong hole]

BOW DOWN YOU LESSER BEINGS FOR CHUCK NORRIS HAS SPOKEN!!!!

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I thought Chuck Norris was gay.

 

[wrong hole]

I thought Chuck Norris was gay.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

 

[wrong hole]

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin about.

 

[RemyMartin]

Is My Birthday Today.

 

[papasmerf]

Is My Birthday Today.

Well Happy Fearking Birthday...................I guess your parents deserve all the credit

 

[smylee52]

When God goes to sleep he prays to Chuck Norris .

 

[a 1 player]

Kenny G and Michael Bolton are allowed to live because Chuck Norris does not kill women.

 

[LancsLad]

There is no reality.


This is all just Chuck Norris dreaming.

 

[Gyaos]

Chuck Norris played himself and played with himself in "Sidekicks".

 

[papasmerf]

Chuck Norris gets for free what Spitzer pays for.


Chuck is the reason hillery looks the way she does

 

[smiley1437]

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.

 

[Ben Hogan]

Chuck Norris does not wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[a 1 player]

After WWIII, the only things that will be left are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.