now have to spend equal time on the men to be "pc" (i know just the mention of that word upsets the alt-right trolls of the board... Good).
Here's a pic of trump and justin:
Here is the conversation they're having as the picture was taken:
Trump: "hey jordan, i love it when a girl pees on me. You ever tried?"
trudeau: "it's justin, and uhm no mr. President i uhm don't like it when sophie pees on me, but uhm i do it for her because it's 2018"
trump: "you're a lucky man, jordan.... Do you like twisting your wife's nipples so hard she cries in pain? I do. And will you fuck your daughter when she's older.... It's the best"
trudeau: "it's justin, and uhm, no mr. President, uhm i wear the nipple clamps in the family, and no, i am against incest"
trump: "i knew i couldn"t trust you. Burn in that special place in hell".
This is the real story behind the breakdown in nafta talks. Let's see if bloomberg will cover that!