Cerebrally Superior Ethnic in the Produce Department

[lamgos]

Unfortunately, cerebrally superior ethnics have been known to spread contagious diseases and/or carry contagious diseases and/or wipe their ass with their bare hands and/or pick their noses often and/or have poor attitude towards soap & water.

They are smarter than me yet somehow I always manage not to get old shitty rotten produce without spending hours touching and squeezing it all.

Maybe THEY are smarter than you because they don't think to themselves "Hey I'll be nice and I'll take this old shitty rotten produce and I'll let someone who isn't as superior as I am have the good stuff."

 

[lamgos]

Another thing I noticed, they buy something that needs to be refrigerted like meet or dairy then change their mind and leave it in some other aisle. Noticed this many times and always in stores with a majority of cerebrally superior ethnics.

 

[Babypowder]

Unfortunately, cerebrally superior ethnics have been known to spread contagious diseases and/or carry contagious diseases and/or wipe their ass with their bare hands and/or pick their noses often and/or have poor attitude towards soap & water.

 

[Hyena]

There is a greek isle in my produce section. Fresh too.

 

[djk]

and as you know, Smerf's are the exception

Don't you mean smurfs?

 

[basketcase]

you mean normal people?...if you don't squeeze your produce you'll end up picking bad ones....

You must be one of 'them'.

 

[papasmerf]

Don't you mean smurfs?

no
the ones on TV spell it with a U