Cell Phones During Appointment

Talk about a mouthful.:p
 
The antidote...

Funny pic... reminds me of a girl I knew...

Scorpion King said:
....just remembered to post this review.

Service began as usual... nice massage, adequate CBJ... then proceeded to the boning when....

SHE ANSWERED HER CELL PHONE WHILE I'M DOING HER MISH!! (the phone was on the nightstand next to the bed).

I was NOT impressed. I was beside myself... I was so furious and offended.

So, how did I respond you ask?

I just kept pumping while she gabbed away on the phone. Without warning, I pull out, pull off my condom and snake my way up and straddled her chest. Her arms were by her side, and my full weight was over her - as I assumed position. She was still basically pinned with her elbows to her sides and her cell phone jammed up to her ear...

I sprayed... and I sprayed.

Right on her face and the goddam phone.

She was squealing and sqirming and started swearing in Cantonese (assuming she was swearing). I jumped off her and caught my breath... while she just stood there like a twit with the phone in her hand and cum dripping off her...

And that my friends... is why I AM The People's Champ.

SK.

P.S. I havent repeated with Luna since. AND let this be a warning to all SPs who answer their phones during a session - be very careful who you're fucking with.
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Wait a minute... was that ME in the pic moments before the eruption??

(No smartasses, I'm not the one holding the phone).

SK.
 
Ok SK, I believe that's not you holding the phone, but your dick sure is small. Barefully a mouthful. Looks like she can easily talk on the phone and play with your dick at the same time.:D
 
fun-guy said:
Ok SK, I believe that's not you holding the phone, but your dick sure is small. Barefully a mouthful. Looks like she can easily talk on the phone and play with your dick at the same time.:D
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Gawd dammit... should have know that one was coming! I confess, it's true, the Scorpion King really only has a knife... not a sword.

Very funny wise-guy... errr... fun guy.

SK.
 
Nice pic. :-)

Taking notes

*Remember to answer the phone if I ever see SK to be assured of a mess all over my face. :p

I like it when a man takes control and leaves a mess.
 
stinkynuts said:
Interesting approach.

By the way I think you meant anecdote instead of antidote...
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Well, it WAS meant to be a short story (anecdote) on how to cure (antidote) SPs who cant seem to resist the urge to answer their phones during the session...

:D

SK.
 
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