So a mouth breather mentioned that he wanted to DATY Jessica Chastain. I love the girl, she's very talented and uniquely hot, so I couldn't resist replying in my own inimitable way:
I told my cousin that David Hasselhoff farted on a national radio broadcast, it was described as being pungent with a hue of dark chocolate.
He said, niiiiiice.
She probably tastes like Mascarpone with beluga caviar.
I told my cousin that David Hasselhoff farted on a national radio broadcast, it was described as being pungent with a hue of dark chocolate.
He said, niiiiiice.
She probably tastes like Mascarpone with beluga caviar.
