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Willywants
Hey Gentleman!
According to an article in yesterday's Sun, we no longer have to rely on the operation for penile elongation as offered by Dr. Stubb, learned from Dr. Long!
There is a new herbal capsule on the market guaranteed to increase penis size by 25%! It's called Eratos!
Got a chuckle out of the article with some of the visuals it created in my warped mind!
Instead of dragging two feet, you can now drag three!
Standing back 25% further from the urinal so's to avoid the cold porcelain could cause messy washroom floors!
We'll have to stand back even further in establishments that put ice in the urinal!
Think of the thrill your favourite dancer will get in the VIP lounge!
Think of the cost of replacing all your underwear as you move from medium to large!
Apparently the product not only increases length, it will also increase thickness!
Supposedly it will also make your penis look prettier!
70 caps only $78!!
Wow!
Let's see now, by my calculations, 8x.25=4, 4+8=12!
Anyone subscribing to this new "miracle grow" will have to tie a cute little red bow on their penis for their next SP visit!
Look out ladies!! Here we come!!
Willywants (to avoid growing a third foot!)
According to an article in yesterday's Sun, we no longer have to rely on the operation for penile elongation as offered by Dr. Stubb, learned from Dr. Long!
There is a new herbal capsule on the market guaranteed to increase penis size by 25%! It's called Eratos!
Got a chuckle out of the article with some of the visuals it created in my warped mind!
Instead of dragging two feet, you can now drag three!
Standing back 25% further from the urinal so's to avoid the cold porcelain could cause messy washroom floors!
We'll have to stand back even further in establishments that put ice in the urinal!
Think of the thrill your favourite dancer will get in the VIP lounge!
Think of the cost of replacing all your underwear as you move from medium to large!
Apparently the product not only increases length, it will also increase thickness!
Supposedly it will also make your penis look prettier!
70 caps only $78!!
Wow!
Let's see now, by my calculations, 8x.25=4, 4+8=12!
Anyone subscribing to this new "miracle grow" will have to tie a cute little red bow on their penis for their next SP visit!
Look out ladies!! Here we come!!
Willywants (to avoid growing a third foot!)