Captain Coward is Guilty

was there ever any doubt??
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!.........he said he fell into the lifeboat accidentally.........HAHAHAHA.!!!!!!!!.........Oh shit I think I'm going to piss my pants.:happy:
 
I think the prison inmates are preparing a welcome party for him, they pre elected him Blo-Joe.
 
This guy is as bad as that Korean captain who was the first to leave his ship while 300 students drowned.
 
After his retirement, Churchill was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex-British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.

There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship - said Churchill.

First their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second their service is superb.
And then, in case of an emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first.



(Actually this quote is apparently false... but it is really funny!"


 
After his retirement, Churchill was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex-British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.

There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship - said Churchill.

First their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second their service is superb.
And then, in case of an emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first.



(Actually this quote is apparently false... but it is really funny!"



maybe the Captain believe it to be true......
 
Don't bring Churchill into this he was an ungrateful prick, without Italian participation in WW I the Allies would have lost the war. By destroying the Italian fleet he allowed Mussolini to take power.

Il Capitan took too many risks and it caught up with him. Amidst this tragedy there was a moment of comedy. When the Coast Guard dispatcher asked him where he was and he said in a lifeboat the dispatcher shouted:

Dickhead get back on the fucking boat where you belong!