Lol x 2!Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
I didn't mean to interrupt your scrolling -- I just wanted to say you are fabulous!What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
Thanks for coming.