Canes/Leafs Fan!Which are you?(Humour)

[TheShadow]

A 1st grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Carolina Hurricanes fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they are a Canes fan also.
Not really knowing what a Canes fan is,but wanting to be liked by their teacher,their hands fly into the air.There is,however,one exception.A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Canes fan!"she retorts.
"Then,what are you?"asks the teacher.
"I'm a proud Toronto Maple Leafs fan!"boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now,her face slightly red.She asks the little girl why she is a Leafs fan.
"Well,my Dad & Mom are Leafs fans,so I'm a Leafs fan too!"she responds.
The teacher is now angry."That's no reason!"she says loudly."What if your Mom was a moron,and your Dad was an idiot.What would you be then?"
"Oh!"says the little girl."Well,then I'd be a Canes fan!"

TS

 

[Riverrunner28]

A little girl was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, lawyer, sanitation etc.
but she was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked her about her father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a night club
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a someone, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly gave the other children some work and took the little girl aside to ask her if that was really true.
"No" said she, "He plays hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was just too embarrassed to say."