Canadian Weather Guide !

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Canadian Temperature Guide

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.



32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.



-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawa canal opens for skating.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs win Stanley Cup

 

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