C.u.m Unload In Guelph REVIEW

[kinks_r_us]

http://guelph.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1072530748.html

At first I was a little hesitant in all of this...I mean...MSOG has not exactly been my forte over the years. But, I decided to take one for the team.
I was met at the door by a very nude and obviously QUITE randy girl (except the panties). I'm thinking a U of G gal, new to the biz...she even had a cardboard box of panties with the words "Just A Buck Or 2", or something similar, on the side of the box.
Anyways, straight down to bisiness, no kiss at the doorframe for THIS boy...it's all about the money this day.
WOW...this gal is GREAT!!
I made sure she left the panties on, as I didn't want to be tempted to touch or taste anything after reading in the ad that there would be no contact.
But then...the BIG finale!! ...and the goals just kept on coming...
I decided I wanted to try everything offered on the menu, so I said: "Let's do one of EVERYTHING in your CL listing!!"
I made $595 for just 40 minutes of my time!!
AND...my one shot on goal shyness has been obliviated. It's amazing what a bit of money can do for one's libido.
I think this gal must have won the lottery or something, but I "do" hope she returns back to Guelph some day.
Looks: 5
Location: 6
MSOG: 10
YMMV: 1

UPDATE: I now have another appointment with her next Wednesday, April the 1st...

 

[goalie000]

http://guelph.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1072530748.html

At first I was a little hesitant in all of this...I mean...MSOG has not exactly been my forte over the years. But, I decided to take one for the team.
I was met at the door by a very nude and obviously QUITE randy girl (except the panties). I'm thinking a U of G gal, new to the biz...she even had a cardboard box of panties with the words "Just A Buck Or 2", or something similar, on the side of the box.
Anyways, straight down to bisiness, no kiss at the doorframe for THIS boy...it's all about the money this day.
WOW...this gal is GREAT!!
I made sure she left the panties on, as I didn't want to be tempted to touch or taste anything after reading in the ad that there would be no contact.
But then...the BIG finale!! ...and the goals just kept on coming...
I decided I wanted to try everything offered on the menu, so I said: "Let's do one of EVERYTHING in your CL listing!!"
I made $595 for just 40 minutes of my time!!
AND...my one shot on goal shyness has been obliviated. It's amazing what a bit of money can do for one's libido.
I think this gal must have won the lottery or something, but I "do" hope she returns back to Guelph some day.
Looks: 5
Location: 6
MSOG: 10
YMMV: 1

UPDATE: I now have another appointment with her next Wednesday, April the 1st...

SHE paid You????

 

[calloway]

she even had a cardboard box of panties with the words "Just A Buck Or 2"

It was actually... "Just A Fuck Or 2".

Am I the only one completely confused by Kinks review?

 

[Bill the Pirate]

I think what he is trying to say is " who in their right mind would see this SP"

 

[Twinklegirl]

I'm confused. But that's not too hard to do. lol

 

[jessica_dark]

Role reversal

http://guelph.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1072530748.html



I made $595 for just 40 minutes of my time!!
AND...my one shot on goal shyness has been obliviated. It's amazing what a bit of money can do for one's libido.
I think this gal must have won the lottery or something, but I "do" hope she returns back to Guelph some day.

OK....so you're telling me this girl is paying guys to cum on her? The way I read the ad was totally backwards. Maybe it was a test to see if anyone really would come to see her!

 

[finggreat]

He is playing a April fools joke i think.

 

[calloway]

He is playing a April fools joke i think.

It's March 23rd... but Kinks was never that great with dates anyways.

 

[kinks_r_us]

OMFG...even the veterans??

It's March 23rd... but Kinks was never that great with dates anyways.

Calloway...I cant believe you of all people are confused...read ALL of my review...the last line should unconfuse you...see you all when I get back...leaving on the 24th for Wales, England and France for 15 days.
If anyone misses me, then go see Mariah and tell her...she is taking all my calls while I am away, but only in person.

 

[mike honcho]

i get it april fools joke. BAHAHAHAHAHa, i gonna say the bigger joke was that you had 4 sog in 40 mins. lol.

 

[c44]

i get it april fools joke. BAHAHAHAHAHa, i gonna say the bigger joke was that you had 4 sog in 40 mins. lol.

That'd be less a joke than a mark of true virility..

 

[bestillmehard]

http://guelph.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1072530748.html

At first I was a little hesitant in all of this...I mean...MSOG has not exactly been my forte over the years. But, I decided to take one for the team.
I was met at the door by a very nude and obviously QUITE randy girl (except the panties). I'm thinking a U of G gal, new to the biz...she even had a cardboard box of panties with the words "Just A Buck Or 2", or something similar, on the side of the box.
Anyways, straight down to bisiness, no kiss at the doorframe for THIS boy...it's all about the money this day.
WOW...this gal is GREAT!!
I made sure she left the panties on, as I didn't want to be tempted to touch or taste anything after reading in the ad that there would be no contact.
But then...the BIG finale!! ...and the goals just kept on coming...
I decided I wanted to try everything offered on the menu, so I said: "Let's do one of EVERYTHING in your CL listing!!"
I made $595 for just 40 minutes of my time!!
AND...my one shot on goal shyness has been obliviated. It's amazing what a bit of money can do for one's libido.
I think this gal must have won the lottery or something, but I "do" hope she returns back to Guelph some day.
Looks: 5
Location: 6
MSOG: 10
YMMV: 1

UPDATE: I now have another appointment with her next Wednesday, April the 1st...

LMAO.....cant help it...I gotta say it....

SHILLLL

 

[kinks_r_us]

i get it april fools joke. BAHAHAHAHAHa, i gonna say the bigger joke was that you had 4 sog in 40 mins. lol.

That wouldn't be a joke...that would be priceless.

 

[jessica_dark]

LMAO.....cant help it...I gotta say it....

SHILLLL

It's not REAL...he didn't even go see her... it's a joke.

 

[frider69]

I guess some of us are just too thick for your joke, Kinks!

It may have helped for you to say you would be going away in your review - at least it would have given a hint that this was an early Fools-Day joke.

 

[bestillmehard]

It's not REAL...he didn't even go see her... it's a joke.

I know that....I was being sarcastic