But why?

Robert Mugabe

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Saw that Jeff bought the most expensive house in LA with an eighth of a percent of his money. (That's not it.) But why would he settle for this girl when he can have anyone? What if he gets bored? Now you're really stuck.
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Disrespect of your financial superiors. You may be getting a call from your bank...
 
Disrespect of your financial superiors. You may be getting a call from your bank...
No offense your honor. Just that she kind of reminds me of a younger version of Schwarzenegger's cleaning lady. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If I could buy an expensive chick it would be someone a little more exotic. Lucy Liu for instance.
 
Lucy is probably a bit old for him. Maybe this woman has hidden talents.
 
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Bill gates is another examples that makes this picture hold true. No further proof required.
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Don't we all marry nice looking ladies? Maybe Mrs. Bezos didn't want to have sex ever. Jeff gave up... But unlike us perverts, he had so much fucking money that divorce was insignificant and he married his mistress.