Burning Man

Narcissist hippies getting high in the desert. Oh and if you go to bang women, there are no showers so be prepared to bang women who haven't showered in 7 days yuck!
 
Narcissist hippies getting high in the desert. Oh and if you go to bang women, there are no showers so be prepared to bang women who haven't showered in 7 days yuck!

Rent a good camper with a water supply. My bet is you could trade showers for action about day 3 on.
 
I don't know this "sand" person of whom you speak.

Ask Luke Skywalker. He can tell you how mean they are. See Obi Wan for tips on how to chase them off.