BROWN Showers!

[duMaurierguy]

Like your mother said about vegatables you will never know if you like it unless you try it, same applys here.
Open your mind, your butt and your mouth.

I don't have to eat dirt to know that I don't like it. Not judging you but, this is a practice that is for the EXTREME fetishist.

 

[sara@select]

Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if this thread isn't fast becoming a locker room game of I can be more disgusting than you? *sigh*
I mean really Sea if you are absolutely serious about this and you'd rather -and I quote "call it poo" Well for such an *adult* conversation isn't poo a bit grade school sounding?

 

[Sea]

How about if a chick dropped the bomb on your dick then gave you a bj.
Would you DFK with her after?

Would you at least perform some analingus to try and clean her up!
It's the least you can do!

 

[Sea]

I mean really Sea if you are absolutely serious about this and you'd rather -and I quote "call it poo" Well for such an *adult* conversation isn't poo a bit grade school sounding?

Hey Sara:

Why is Tigger always so dirty?

Because he is always playing with Poo!
LoL!

Pooh!

 

[sara@select]

*groans* pretty much what I thought all along, have fun playing in the sandbox Sea- try not to get too dirty! hehe

 

[Sea]

Hey Sara I am serious are you into this type of sexual activity?
Do you like to give or receive?
And to prepare for the special occasion do I get to request what you eat and drink that day leading up to our meeting.
It does effect the taste and smell!
Sara I have never tryed anything like this before are you gentle with first timers.

I am seriously grossed out about it but attracted to it at the same time.

 

[sara@select]

OMG Sea, yup you found me out, while I personally don't partake in your form of *play* I do have a very large friend that would for a fee... (alas, he only gives) he can be found at the dogpark and he eats organic, so don't worry! BTW, in case you haven't guessed it, I am referring to my dog! I somehow managed to even train him to stop eating shit! thus, he's strictly a giver!

Sara

 

[Sea]

My friend was telling me about this video of fucked up things he saw recently.

One part of the video you see this sophisticated lady in an evening dress dressed to kill sitting down at the dinner table.
She takes her plate and places it on the floor, lifts up her dress and proceed to take a dump on the plate.
Then she takes her wine glass and urinates in the glass when she is done she returns the plate and the glass to the table.
She then sits down at the table and proceeds to eat her dinner with a fork and a knife and washes it down with her wine.
The whole time she is doing this, she is being very classy about it!

Ewww!

 

[Quest4Less]

I've always wondered when and how shitting/pissing became associated with sex. I mean really, who thought of this???

 

[papasmerf]

Face it SEA you are seperated by one degree, from necrophilia.

Now no question of what ever floats your boat. But I do suspect that some fetishes are best discussed in private.

 

[Sea]

I've always wondered when and how shitting/pissing became associated with sex. I mean really, who thought of this???

Well people don't have a problem with daty or FS but when you think about it women urinate from that hole.
Visiting the greek islands is supposed to be a treat. But women shit out of there. You ever smell your dick after greek.
Analingus is supposed to be such a turn on and supposed to be so romantic.
Lets get everything out in the open and just mix both thing those areas of the body were intended to do.
They both have two purposes you are just combining them and making them one.

I know a lot of you have tried this shit and are just asshamed to comment, don't be, My PM box is full of terbites saying they love drinking pee and eating shit.
So let the stories begin.

 

[james t kirk]

You know, I have done stuff that still blows my mind when i think about it. I won't even get into it.

But brown showers are just too over the top for me sorry.

I think i am not a big smell person. I hate perfumes, hairspray, smoke, smelly kitties, etc. Nothing worse than going down on a woman and figuring out that she has taken a dump at some point that day after her morning shower.

(That's why i put a bidet in my house.)

For me, there is a natural revulsion to shit. I hold my breath even when i have to scoop up dog shit on the lawn with a 6' long shovel.

 

[Sea]

Wow with over a thousand views I think a lot of people are curious about this sort of activity!

 

[penguin_jf]

Hey Goober!!!

Moon spirit? Is that what gives people an urge to buy and consume Moon Pies?

Are there moon pies in pie heaven??

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I refuse to discuss pie in a scat thread.

 

[Sea]

Actually Brown Showers are an American thing mostly in the south.
No wonder the people up here are so against it.
We should be closer to our American cousins but not that close!
We should drop toliet paper from airplanes on these poor pathetic souls.

 

[Sea]

I was just wondering who's poo would you eat?
Your wife's or girlfriends, a star like Pamela Anderson's maybe you might want to try Sylvester Stallone's.
I am just curious if you had to who's would it be.
For me it might be Monday's sunshine gir!

 

[i_am_good]

Hey Sea,

When did you first notice you were attracted to feces?

 

[Sea]

That is so fucking disgusting!
Boy is he Shit-Faced!

Please stop Pming me terbites and you know who you are, for the last time NO I will not shit on your face!

 

[zog]

Are we all five?

This stuff stopped being funny for most people about the time grade 1 started.

I must confess I'm amazed at how little change there has been to scatalogical humour since I was that age. It's not worth revisiting IMHO.

Zog.