I have found that the info on the Ottawa section of Terb is hit-and-miss. I go and see SPs who have good reviews and find them to be rather unattractive. Recently I went to see a blonde who works in BEacon Hill who advertises as "model quality" in the Sun. This was based on seeing a review that she is pretty good. I found her to be cute, but not very good service-wise, so I would not repeat. However, I have seen many reviews of Britney and the only complaint seemed to be no-shows on her part. She is described as "hot" by many of the reviewers and is the favorite Ottawa-based SP of many posters on here. The only negative review I saw came from rickflairjuniour, who wasn't 100% negative. He got flamed big time. Anyway, I finally decided to go and see Britney for myself. If so many people on here like her, she can't be bad. This was my thinking.
I arrive at her hotel room. She opens the door and... what a let-down. First of all, she's chunky if not fat. Her face is not attractive and there is the faint odor of alcohol. The room is a mess. She told me to show up 15 minutes later than orignally discussed so she could take a shower. I don't think she used the 15 minutes for that purpose, as we will find out later.
I cleaned up and then we proceeded. She started by kissing me (no offense, but I don't like kissing SPs). She then proceeded to BBBJ (the reason I don't like kissing SPs). This was a pretty good BJ (and with my eyes closed, it was even better). We then moved to mish position and again I closed my eyes and pictured Jenna Jameson because Britney's face and body does not do it for me at all. She seemed into it, but since I wasn't all that turned on by her, I was not. Using the Jenna Jameson image, I took my shot and pulled out. Now here is the vindication for rickflairjuniour. As soon as I pulled out, the room was filled with the most horrible "cha cha" smell. I could smell it on me as I went home and even after the first of my two showers.
Those of you who think Britney is all that, you don't have to worry about me taking your time slots. I will never revisit this SP. Also, if this is what Ottawa hobbyists think "hot" is, then I am surprised that people complain about bad service and ugly SPs. If Britney sets the standard, then the standard is pretty low.
I arrive at her hotel room. She opens the door and... what a let-down. First of all, she's chunky if not fat. Her face is not attractive and there is the faint odor of alcohol. The room is a mess. She told me to show up 15 minutes later than orignally discussed so she could take a shower. I don't think she used the 15 minutes for that purpose, as we will find out later.
I cleaned up and then we proceeded. She started by kissing me (no offense, but I don't like kissing SPs). She then proceeded to BBBJ (the reason I don't like kissing SPs). This was a pretty good BJ (and with my eyes closed, it was even better). We then moved to mish position and again I closed my eyes and pictured Jenna Jameson because Britney's face and body does not do it for me at all. She seemed into it, but since I wasn't all that turned on by her, I was not. Using the Jenna Jameson image, I took my shot and pulled out. Now here is the vindication for rickflairjuniour. As soon as I pulled out, the room was filled with the most horrible "cha cha" smell. I could smell it on me as I went home and even after the first of my two showers.
Those of you who think Britney is all that, you don't have to worry about me taking your time slots. I will never revisit this SP. Also, if this is what Ottawa hobbyists think "hot" is, then I am surprised that people complain about bad service and ugly SPs. If Britney sets the standard, then the standard is pretty low.
I guess my tastes and expectations are very different from the majority of the team. (This doesn't mean that I am bashing the "team" or anyone on it - but I am still grossed out by my encounter with Britney, so most of you guys suck!) 
