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[thumper18474]

A truckload of Vics VapourRub just rolled over on the highway , dumping its load
Amazingly though, there was no congestion for about 8 hours.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Motion to ban Thumper18474?

*Looks around*

 

[Butler1000]

One week. No need for a trial.

 

[downbound123]

2,000 comedians out of work and he is applying for the job.

 

[MissCroft]

Motion to ban Thumper18474?

*Looks around*

I will sinus up!

 

[shakenbake]

I will sinus up!

Are you sure that you are up to snuff for the job?

 

[bemeup]

A joke like that is nothing to sneeze at.

 

[poker]

Motion to ban Thumper18474?

*Looks around*

Was that a rub?

 

[Butler1000]

Was that a rub?

Who nose......

 

[thumper18474]

the accident caused a secondary crash with a lego truck
police are still trying to piece that one together

 

[thumper18474]

it ran into the back of a truck full of cabbage
I slaw the whole thing

 

[eddie kerr]

it ran into the back of a truck full of cabbage
I slaw the whole thing

Don't ever quit your day job. LOL.

 

[kherg007]

It's rather cilia you all to continue these puns.

It snot what I expected from you thumper.

 

[Jenesis]

LMAO. - these puns!!!! I can’t even. LOL.

 

[MissCroft]

It's rather cilia you all to continue these puns.

Supercilium!

 

[shakenbake]

Was that a rub?

Vapo Rub. Does the rub come before a nose tug?

 

[kherg007]

Supercilium!

I dont know if these are new puns; I will thus dis-sputum.

 

[Radar1956]

Do football players use Michael Vick’s Vapo Rub?

 

[downbound123]

Do football players use Michael Vick’s Vapo Rub?

They used to until they found it caused side effects like wanting to get into fights with street dogs.

 

[Indiana]

The driver could figure out why the underpass was getting bigger, then it hit him.