Break up advice

elmo

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Bend her over, grab her tits, fuck her up the ass and tell her "you don't fuck nearly as well as the chick i just dumped, I'm leaving you".
 

Dougal Short

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genius! xDD what he said . xD she might be so disgusted that she will leave you right there or agree to a threesome.. Either way, you win!
Did you miss the bit where the threesome was with her Mom. I suppose that might be ok, but ewwww...
 

kenpachi

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Why do you need our advice? If you have more than 1 girl we should be taking advice from you...
 

GPIDEAL

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You respect these women! Bullshit! You don't respect either woman if you did there wouldn't be two in the first place.
My thoughts exactly. If you respect a gal, leave her before you have a relationship with another one. However, I suppose the OP can argue that he shouldn't be judged in this forum, although there's a difference between a meaningful relationship and just a sexual one for attached hobbyists.
 

GPIDEAL

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Basically just tell her and live with it. Yeah it sucks but it's almost always the right way to go. And yes, upset women can act crazy, stalkery, and very, very, angry...
I held off on a breakup for a few months for one reason or another just to find the perfect time and place. I rehearsed anything that she might throw at me, which helped me remain cool, calm and collect. Yes, she did try to be confrontational or pick a fight, and when I did try to rebutt, she escalated (my thought at that instant was that I should've hired a court reporter for how she was twisting one thing), so I backed off. In the end, there was no final hug or kiss, just an outstretched arm from her for me to give a limpy handshake.
 

MrMessi

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Videotape yourself getting head from a hot sp and forward it to her email.
 

The Options Menu

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I held off on a breakup for a few months for one reason or another just to find the perfect time and place. I rehearsed anything that she might throw at me, which helped me remain cool, calm and collect. Yes, she did try to be confrontational or pick a fight, and when I did try to rebutt, she escalated (my thought at that instant was that I should've hired a court reporter for how she was twisting one thing), so I backed off. In the end, there was no final hug or kiss, just an outstretched arm from her for me to give a limpy handshake.
And there is actually nothing wrong at all with what you did there... Wait or no that's the way to do that.
 

GPIDEAL

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And there is actually nothing wrong at all with what you did there... Wait or not that's the way to do that.
Thanks my friend. I agonized over the approach but unlike the OP who winged it (and perhaps regrets his method), I had no choice but to properly plan it, because people I knew, knew her, so I had to come across like Cary Grant.
 

explorerzip

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Interesting how the poster went quiet. Break up probably didn't go well with the GF "escalating." Probably got the ETF involved on that one too. I think I've been watching too much Flashpoint :p
 

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Paul Simon has a song : 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover'. Download the song - one should ring true.
 

blackrock13

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I've been singing this song while reading the posts;

[video=youtube;CzXWkz1IBLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CzXWkz1IBLQ#t=6s[/video]
 
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