lol.... must have been related to my bro-in-law....
His dad got a couple miniature horses and he was so impressed by their size and said "look I can reach right over her from behind and tickle her belly. Whap! Horse kicked him in the right shin.
After rolling around in pain for awhile he was asked what happened... so he demonstrated......
Predictably the horse kicked him in the other shin.....
Asked my sister: "So you obviously didn't marry him for his smarts......."
