Boobs Versus Willies

[TheShadow]

Boobs Versus Willies

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father,'Dad,
how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father,surprised,answers,'Well,son,a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20s,a woman's boobs are like melons,round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s,they are like pears,till nice but hanging a bit.
After 50,they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes,you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter,so the daughter said,'Mom,how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother,surprised,smiles and answers,'Well dear,a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s,his willy is like an oak tree,mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s,it is like a birch,flexible but reliable.
After his 50s,it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes,dead from the roots up with the balls for decoration.'

 

[rhuarc29]

Boobs Versus Willies

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father,'Dad,
how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father,surprised,answers,'Well,son,a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20s,a woman's boobs are like melons,round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s,they are like pears,till nice but hanging a bit.
After 50,they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes,you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter,so the daughter said,'Mom,how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother,surprised,smiles and answers,'Well dear,a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s,his willy is like an oak tree,mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s,it is like a birch,flexible but reliable.
After his 50s,it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes,dead from the roots up with the balls for decoration.'

Funny and mostly accurate!

 

[brualex33]

Funny and mostly accurate!

I don't know how old you are, but rest assured that it ain't like a Xmas tree in my 50's.

 

[IRIS]

I don't know how old you are, but rest assured that it ain't like a Xmas tree in my 50's.

Because you already passed your 50's and don't remember, how the Christmas tree looks.

 

[rhuarc29]

I don't know how old you are, but rest assured that it ain't like a Xmas tree in my 50's.

Congrats, I'll let you know in a couple decades how I fare!

 

[brualex33]

Because you already passed your 50's and don't remember, how the Christmas tree looks.

I should spank you for that.

 

[brualex33]

Congrats, I'll let you know in a couple decades how I fare!

On the site in your 30's....impressive.:hand:

 

[rgkv]

On the site in your 30's....impressive.:hand:

I take it you think most of us here are OLD:deadhorse:

 

[IRIS]

I should spank you for that.

Anytime but light spanking only, since my joke wasn't too brutal.

 

[brualex33]

Anytime but light spanking only, since my joke wasn't too brutal.

In that case I'll let you spank me back!

 

[rhuarc29]

On the site in your 30's....impressive.:hand:

You'd be surprised how many young fellas are on here. We're educated men with disposable income...we know it's a more cost effective and far less complicated a hobby than picking up civilian women!

 

[IRIS]

In that case I'll let you spank me back!

I will as you like.

 

[thumper18474]

I will as you like.

Ummmm..Nice outfit IRIS..:thumb: