The thought of urbanites heading to their cottages for peaceful shelter , and some R&R , runs counter to the Reality of the average cottaging weekend , finding imbeciles on all forms of land and water motorized toys , ripping around , causing mayhem , endangering their lives and the lives of others. The average cottage weekend in southern Ontario is a shitshow of commotion, noise and chaos , deaths , unruly drunkards ,and emergency room visits by urban moronic clowns . It’s no wonder the locals want them to remain home. Kevin OLeary, please stay home
This sound more like the locals running around in their 4 wheelers, snowmobilng, breaking into cottages and having 4 am bonfires blasting music mid week. There’s always a nice surprise for us urbanites when we open in the spring. My families had a cottage for 70 years I’ve seen it all.

