Blue Jays: 2016 Edition

Dawgger

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So we're gonna hear a lot of:
Swing and a miss strike 3. Upton goes down on strikes.
Are you allowed to say negative things about the recently acquired Upton? After 11 games(small sample size) he has 4 hits, all singles. His K to W ratio as a Jay 14:1 0 stolen bases on 0 attempts, oh yeah, you have to be able to reach base in order to steal a base, batting.125, OBP .152. Sure hasn't improved since the last time I criticized him! Good thing San Diego is paying the bulk of his salary.
 

AK-47

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Jays are in tough tonight, they face Odirizzi, in his last 3 starts he has not given up a run in 22 innings pitched
Another way to look at that is he's due to give up some runs
 

AK-47

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And has already!
Almost every ball has been hit hard off him already.
I can see a monster 5th or 6th inning coming up
 

SkyRider

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17 consecutive solo home runs.

I predict the Jays will hit at least one home run with man/men on base before the end of the 21st century.
 

AK-47

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I hope Jays dont renew Dickey's contract next year. He's clearly losing it, plus Jays have to carry a weak hitting player like Thole on the team just to be his personal catcher
 

saxon

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Jays win, I'm still trying to figure out why the Jays traded for Upton, he's done absolutely nothing since he came over.
 

ultistar

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Hello Offence? Is that you? It's been a while, hardly recongnized you. An actual base hit with men on base. Don't be a stranger :)

misc:
* Travis has been carrying the team since he's leading off. Hella better than Carrera.
* Edwin get 3 more RBI's on his way to blow past the century mark.
* We may yet go back to a 5 man rotation if Dickey continues to give up leads like that.
* bases loaded no outs with Upton and Smoak coming up. Upton strikes out of course and Smoak hits a tailor made DP tapper but a good takeout slide by Saunders keeps the inning alive for Travis and JB. Man, those guys are bad.

We win against the worst team since mid-June. Yeh!
 

tml

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When did Upton become such a stiff. He and Crawford were Jays killers when they were with the Rays..........come to think of it, he still is a Jays killer.
 

polisci

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Jays win, I'm still trying to figure out why the Jays traded for Upton, he's done absolutely nothing since he came over.
The former Cleveland Management Dynamic Duo are figuring Upton will be one of our outfielders next year when one/both of Saunders, Bautista are gone.
Upton is not counted on to do anything this year. In other words, they don't expect him to impact our road to the playoffs.
 

AK-47

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I'm thinking maybe its the switch from NL to AL thats bugging him a bit.

O's and Tigers lose, so we're back in 1st
 

gcostanza

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What, no one is bashing the Blue Jays bullpen today?:confused:
 

ultistar

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When did Upton become such a stiff. He and Crawford were Jays killers when they were with the Rays..........come to think of it, he still is a Jays killer.
LMAO!
Back in 1st!

What, no one is bashing the Blue Jays bullpen today?:confused:
That's cuz they've been pitching well. You have an incredibly weak grasp of the obvious.
Besides, it's time to bash Dickey.
 

tribunus

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Upton is generating enough wind from his swing and misses to power the dome.
 
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