Blonde Joke

[HOF]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.


When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2-1/2 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.


The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, 'I found your note asking

me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2-1/2 gallons?'


The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'


The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'



(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS..... )



The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'

 

[The Bandit]

Good one....

 

[marikiss]

So a blond runs into a police station saying "help me help me."

The officer at the desk asks "whats wrong miss."

"I've been raped by an idiot!"

The officer looks at her for a second and asks. "How do you know he's an idiot?"







She looks at the officer, "I had to show him what to do!"

 

[HOF]

Rotflmfao!

 

[Anynym]

A blonde is running along the riverbank, calling out to her friend, "How do I get to the other side?"

"You're ON the other side!"

 

[daty]

Lisa is gonna be PISSED​

 

[freespirit]

Nothing beats the blonde cop joke. I know it's been posted here before but here goes.

A blonde is speeding and gets pulled over by a cop. The cop, a female blonde, walks up to the car and asks for her driver's licence.

The blonde driver says "My licence? What does it look like?"

The cop says "It's a rectangle shape and you can see yourself on it".

The driver pulls out her compact and, figuring that MUST be it, hands it to the cop.

The cop opens it and says, "Oh sorry, I didn't know you were a cop. Go ahead."

 

[HafDun]

A pedestrian encounters two blonde Toronto parks department employees working in the boulevard. The first blonde is busy digging holes along the edge of the road. She no sooner finishes than the second blonde fills them in.
Totally confused, the pedestrian enquires as to what they are doing.
The first blonde replies "We usually work in threes but the girl that plants the trees is off sick today."