It's funny seeing all you guys trying to explain why theater attendance is down.
Most of you old guys are Baby Boomers and the Silent Generation (I wish the title was true Teejay!) and represented two large demographic groups. Common sense: you old farts have been dying off in droves and the last ones are too old to drive at night, hell you spend most of your hours on Terb. SIMPLE: None of your numerically huge generation aren't going to theaters anymore.
Your old fart Hollywood producers are still producing old actor movies: Arnie, Stallone, Streep, Aniston, Jolie, Hanks, Depp, Pitt, Smith, Bale, Bullock, etc. My generation doesn't want to see geratics decaying on high resolution screens! Have you looked at your sex symbol Jolie's skin on the big screen - IMAX is her enemy!! Nothing sexy about blue-hair women with crow wrinkles, tummy bulge, flat droopy butts and boobs. Story lines had to be simple so you foggies could keep up. Movies had to be be 75 minutes or less for your short attention spans. UGH! At least all the chairs above the 3rd step were always empty.
Gaffer Hollywood Producers are only now being replaced with younger professionals who can create movies for my generation. Hot fit women who jiggle instead of wobble, intelligent thinking-person plots, solid character development.
Nothing I hate more than standing in the long washroom line while 3 old-codgers at the urinals try to get their stream going, while comparing notes on their prostates. And then piss all over the floor.
Most of you old guys are Baby Boomers and the Silent Generation (I wish the title was true Teejay!) and represented two large demographic groups. Common sense: you old farts have been dying off in droves and the last ones are too old to drive at night, hell you spend most of your hours on Terb. SIMPLE: None of your numerically huge generation aren't going to theaters anymore.
Your old fart Hollywood producers are still producing old actor movies: Arnie, Stallone, Streep, Aniston, Jolie, Hanks, Depp, Pitt, Smith, Bale, Bullock, etc. My generation doesn't want to see geratics decaying on high resolution screens! Have you looked at your sex symbol Jolie's skin on the big screen - IMAX is her enemy!! Nothing sexy about blue-hair women with crow wrinkles, tummy bulge, flat droopy butts and boobs. Story lines had to be simple so you foggies could keep up. Movies had to be be 75 minutes or less for your short attention spans. UGH! At least all the chairs above the 3rd step were always empty.
Gaffer Hollywood Producers are only now being replaced with younger professionals who can create movies for my generation. Hot fit women who jiggle instead of wobble, intelligent thinking-person plots, solid character development.
Nothing I hate more than standing in the long washroom line while 3 old-codgers at the urinals try to get their stream going, while comparing notes on their prostates. And then piss all over the floor.