I have got a couple stories.
Hi Nite. since you are asking, I have a few . I was a driver on and off for a couple of months a couple of years back.
To research the movie of course. I know what you mean , there were many nights when tragedy hung so thick in the air
it made everyone want to leave the bus.
anyway I like to think of the fun times. here are some.
I only drove sp's unlike you who drove dancers etc. But we didnt call them sp's. we never heard that term while I was driving. they all refered to each other as Ho's or Escorts.
WE drove to Whitby for a call to a guy who was an architect. I was waiting in the car with my color Tv and vcr with many Simpsons videos when the escort called me on the cellphone and asked me what to do with a check.
she said he wants to pay by check now that we drove here. But she also said he was paranoid about anyone knowing the she was here becuase he had a female business partner.
I say, let me come in a talk to him.
So I meet him at the doorway, and say, "look the lady asked you 3 times if you had the cash, and you said yes, you know checks are not good in this business." I asked her what she wanted to do, she said she thought he was legit and wouldn't want any bad check trouble. so I said , ok mr. here's the deal, you make the check out to me, add 100.00 for her trouble, and add another 100.00 for me for cahsing the check for her, he said thats no problem.
Then I gave him the clincher, from now on you deal with me with this check, ( am carefull not to make and harmful threats) is this check bounces, I wont even call you, let me tell you, I am a transvestite. I have a red mini skirt, fishnet stockings, a blonde wig, high heels and the whole outfit, (if you know me, you would laugh at a mental picture of this. ) I said, if the check bounces I am dressing up and going to your bank in my trans outfit, and I will try to certify this check and tell them that I am a male prostitute and you did it 3 times up my ass and thats what the check was for and now I want my money.... his face turned puke yelow at the thought of me going to his bank every week, he obviousy had a great relationship with the bank.
its needless to say that the check cleared no problem, and I got a very nice dinner from the girl for that, and we had many laughs about that story for a long time.
