Big breasts v small breasts

[alexmst]

I was reading the book "Breasts" (1999, ed. Marcus Cullen) and came upon this list :

Big Busted Women...

Can get a taxi on the worst days
Have somewhere to carry spare change
Have always been the centre of art
Make jogging a spectator sport
Can keep a magazine dry while lying in the bath
Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
Usially can find leftover popcorn after a movie
Can always carry a little extra
Always float better
Know where to look for lost earrings
Rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
Have a place to put their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Breasted Women...

Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
Always look younger
Find that dribbled food makes it to their napkin on their lap - less dry cleaning
Can always see their toes and shoes
Can sleep on their stomachs
Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
Can come late to the theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
Can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
Can hug closer, nicer, and longer

 

[Capoeira]

With clothes on, the large breasts will catch my eye for sure!

With clothes off, the small perky breasts definitely look and feel better!

 

[alexmst]

...and these two quotations:

"Sex alleviates tension, love causes it." Woody Allen

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx

 

[iprint]

is it a pop-up book?

 

[I Claudius]

With clothes on, the large breasts will catch my eye for sure!

With clothes off, the small perky breasts definitely look and feel better!

Absolutely. Large breasts are good mainly as an advertizing feature....

 

[Radio_Shack]

It's also easier for flat chested girls to change sexes if they wants.

 

[red]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation!

thats really a tit for tat comment

 

[Esco!]

thats really a tit for tat comment

I dont think I like your bra vado

 

[red]

I dont think I like your bra vado

your cup runneth over?

 

[Ben Hogan]

I think on saw them on Nipple-odeon.

 

[lucas_richardson]

the biggie onez..4 sure!

 

[james t kirk]

I really don't care less. They're both fine by me.

I do draw the line at really saggy breasts. Some women, you take the bra off and they are an inch thick and 6" long. In those cases, plastic surgery is a must. I would never want my woman to enlarge her titties for the sake of having big ones, however, for the sake of firm, by all means, here's a cheque.

 

[Cinema Face]

Small Breasted Women...

Always look younger

Wrong. Big breast help pull the wrinkles out of her face.