Bestman speeches

Here's one I delivered...

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Unfortunately I was unable to convince the Maid of Honor to approach the podium and even more unfortunately, she was unable to stop me.
 
Ladies and gentlemen I would like to say that Bob has to be the luckiest man alive. His marring Jenny is indeed a greatest moment in his life and should be. Jenny is one of the sexiest ladies I ever slept with. And Bob I am sure you new father-in-law loved your stag just look at the smile on his face, in this picture, while he was getting the BBBJ, there.

This would be a bad speach