Best Punchlines

[Bone]

Yrs ago, I heard a standup comic who's routine was to just tell the punchline, not the whole joke.
It wound-up being very funny.

I've put a few below. Feel free to add your best....
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"Ping pong balls?? I thought you said King Kong's balls!"

"Need Another Seven Astronauts"

"Rectum?! Damned near killed 'em!"


Others?

Bone

 

[TheNiteHwk]

"That SOB, he told me that was Gabriel's horn, and every night I had to blow it!"

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Poker? I hardly even know her! (can be used with anything ending in -er)

At least buy me dinner first!

That's not a roll of quarters in my pocket!

"I know", said the little girl, "and I'm going to grow tits too."

There are many more, those are just a start, looking forward to more, good thread.

Coolguy.

 

[Bone]

"No" replied the little boy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"


To which he replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."


"So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"


"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

 

[wrong hole]

-"welcome back to the board"

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Because it was stapled to the monkey"

"Okay, now what?"

"No, the other one."

"8"

LMAO

 

[onthebottom]

Yes, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

OTB

 

[Shallow Throat]

I know it's not a punch-line, but from Planes, Trains and Automobiles:

"Those aren't pillows !!!"

 

[eyeofthedragon]

you'll be back

it's 100$ same price as in town