Best pickup line

Time to get laid using that line. :p
 
I see that "Baby you so fine I'd drink a tub of your bath water" didn't make the cut.
 
Best Pickup Line???

Bring you brief case load of cash, open it up before the fine babe's eyes and say, "The $$$$$$$ are for you to keep if you would let me be your date and lover." :cool: LMAO!!!
 
The best one I ever used was to some guy I saw in the bar and I had never talked to before, never even said as much as hello ........ I just walked up behind him and said in his ear "So when am I gonna get to see you naked?"
Next thing ya know, 2 hours later, there he was, naked :D

I thought it worked pretty well LOL
 
Sasha Jones said:
The best one I ever used was to some guy I saw in the bar and I had never talked to before, never even said as much as hello ........ I just walked up behind him and said in his ear "So when am I gonna get to see you naked?"
Next thing ya know, 2 hours later, there he was, naked

I thought it worked pretty well LOL
And money did not talk??? Ahhh...thus spoke the difference between male and female pick up lines. :cool: LOL!!!
 
Sasha Jones said:
The best one I ever used was to some guy I saw in the bar and I had never talked to before, never even said as much as hello ........ I just walked up behind him and said in his ear "So when am I gonna get to see you naked?"
Next thing ya know, 2 hours later, there he was, naked

I thought it worked pretty well LOL

You probably could have said that you have a wooden leg and false teeth and you would still have seen him naked. That's just guys.:o
 
Meister said:
You probably could have said that you have a wooden leg and false teeth and you would still have seen him naked. That's just guys.:o

Exactly. Women don't need lines, they only need to be breathing (and with some men, this is even an option).
 
Honey, as long as I have a face you have a place to sit. Luv it.:D
 
Sasha Jones said:
I thought it worked pretty well LOL

Of course it did, he was heterosexual and he had a penis. :rolleyes:

Girls dont need pickup lines. An attractive girl can go out any night of the week and be home within an hour with a guy she picks out. Doesnt work that way for men.... sadly.
 
Scenario 1

Me: "Hi, I'm Brad Pitt."
Blind Girl: "Nice to meet you!"



Scenario 2

Me: "Hi, I'm Brad Pitt." (with a hint of sarcasm in the voice)
Girls with sight: "No your not! You're like Carrot Top, but twice as annoying."
 
Originally Posted by Sasha Jones
I thought it worked pretty well LOL

Hmmm..it took that long? I'll do you one better. I was in the Uni bar one night having a free scotch on my system's prof, a graet Scotsman who liked to hang with certain of his students at the bar on Wednesdays. In walked two females dressed to the nines. Being the only two femmes fully decked out in glittering club garb, both leggy and gorgeous, they captured the immediate attention of the entire house, end-to-end.

About eight guys from the Varsity football team instantly formed a scrum around these two babes who went to the bar, meatheads at least three deep. Within minutes I caught the eye of the tall brunette. Moments later, she walked by. I popped the question. "Drink?"

'I'll have a sling', she said matter-of-factly, and continued on her way to the ladies room.

She returned from the toilette, walked straight over to the huddle of guys, reached in grabbing her purse and her wrap, whispering something to her friend the buxom blonde, as she left.

"This is going to be quick." I said in hushed voice to the professor next to me, as the bombshell approached, excusing myself in advance with my drinking mate, who had just put the brunette's cocktale on his American express.

About 3 minutes later we walked out the front door together, her tall pink drink two-thirds full, still on the bar. The Professor threw me a departing smile and a wink.

The Jeep was parked out front, illegally of course. The flat was no more than five minutes away. Through the apartment door we went, no lights were switched on. Straight to the bed...

Not that I am counting, but I would give it 17 minutes... 21 tops.

When you'r hot, you're hot.
 
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MuffinMuncher said:
Of course it did, he was heterosexual and he had a penis. :rolleyes:

Girls dont need pickup lines. An attractive girl can go out any night of the week and be home within an hour with a guy she picks out. Doesnt work that way for men.... sadly.

Why do guys think it is so easy for woment to pick up?
There were tons of nights I went to the bar with my girlfriends looking to pick up and came home empty handed. It is not as easy as you might think.

And No, Scenic, money did not talk, this happened long before I became an escort.
 
Remembering the pics of Sasha when she was active ( sadly I never partook) I can only say, I left Barrie far too early.:(
 
Sasha Jones said:
Why do guys think it is so easy for woment to pick up?
There were tons of nights I went to the bar with my girlfriends looking to pick up and came home empty handed. It is not as easy as you might think.

And No, Scenic, money did not talk, this happened long before I became an escort.

A good lookin' babe can go into a bar, snap her fingers and have guys drooling over her in seconds.

The reality is that it's the woman who decides whether to have the relationship or not.
 
Sasha Jones said:
Why do guys think it is so easy for woment to pick up?
There were tons of nights I went to the bar with my girlfriends looking to pick up and came home empty handed. It is not as easy as you might think.
i find that hard to believe....
 
Sasha Jones said:
Why do guys think it is so easy for woment to pick up?
There were tons of nights I went to the bar with my girlfriends looking to pick up and came home empty handed. It is not as easy as you might think.

And No, Scenic, money did not talk, this happened long before I became an escort.
Yeah, but you probably wanted some fantasy guy. If I were sitting at the bar (or another guy who looked just like me) if you even noticed me you would have thought "nope." And I was ready to go every one of those nights!
My only requirement for a pick up is a vagina that is not covered by the lady"s belly, and that requirement is waived after midnight.