Best opening lines?

[chicagotim]

Any girl will tell you that "pick up" lines don't work.

With the exception of "Hi, I'm Brad Pitt", that's probably true.

But when you initially approach a woman whom you don't know, you still need an opener... something that grabs her attention in a positive way and sets the tone.

Any of you ladies and gentlemen have any memorable opening gambits?

 

[the rusty tromb]

Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but I was just wondering if you wanted to have sex with me tonight.

 

[S & C]

pick up lines

Log onto www.seduceandconquer.com or www.seduceandconquershow.com and you'll find lots of great ways to start conversations with women you don't know.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Log onto www.seduceandconquer.com or www.seduceandconquershow.com and you'll find lots of great ways to start conversations with women you don't know.

Try "Hi, I'm Payton - wanna come on my radio show?"

Morgan

 

[annissa]

 

[S & C]

Morgan Ellis

LOL - thats too funny! Hey, aren't you one of the cute and kinky girls? I heard that show and laughed my ass off. You guys were great!

 

[Morgan Ellis]

LOL - thats too funny! Hey, aren't you one of the cute and kinky girls? I heard that show and laughed my ass off. You guys were great!

I was the cranky one who scared all of the callers... actually, we had fun, too.

Morgan

 

[great bear]

"Where art thou Romeo?"

 

[offthehook]

Hi my name is charlie sheen, you might know me from agency such as ........heidi fleis..............lol

 

[a 1 player]

"You must have a mirror in your pocket.....cause I can see myself inside your pants."

or

"Your eyes would match perfectly with my bedspread."



or even, "Hi my name is....."