Best Bumper Stickers

[onthebottom]

A few of mine:

Nuke gay wales

Don't get married, find an angry woman and give her a house

I'm for gay marriage if both women are hot

OTB

 

[hilroy]

all time favorite

Dont steal the goverment hates competition

 

[kevdidit]

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

 

[tboy]

This is one I'm going to make (soon as I find someone that can do it cheap)

if I passed you on the right,

YOU are driving in the wrong lane!

 

[shakenbake]

So many women

so little time.

or

So many pedestraians

so little time.

 

[Guy Lafleuer]

" I have an imaginary friend too...but his names not Jesus "

Guy

 

[hilroy]

as long as you keep honking im gonna keep reloading

 

[Shallow Throat]

Jesus Saves ! And Gretzky puts in the rebound !

 

[stang]

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

 

[Meesh]

(On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket)

IF YOU CAN READ THIS...
..stop me - my girlfriend must have fallen off!

 

[WhaWhaWha]

1. Before you give a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

2. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics.

3. Dont hit kids.
No Seriously, they have guns now.

4. Watch MY rear end. Not hers!

5. My other car is a piece of crap too.

6. I'm the person your mother didn't know enough to warn you about.

7. Lotteries are a tax on people who didn't learn math.

8. If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they are made out of meat?

9. All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power.

10. I'd help the homeless, but I don't know where they live.

 

[lickrolaine]

The best way to get on your feet,is to get off your ass!

 

[Eli]

"Honk If You're a Honkey"

 

[Diode]

On the back of a cute woman's car

"Its not a tampon..It's a firecracker, and someone just lit my fuse!"

 

[VincenzoTurismo]

There's a ton you can buy here:

http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm

I saw one car in Tampa with the sticker reading "Kill em all...let God sort em out"

That one isn't really funny, but scary.

Ciao,

VT

 

[ryick]

On a pick up truck...Gun control is only if you hit your target

 

[healer677]

A few years back during Jesse Jacksons presidential run, I saw a pick up truck in, all of all places; Montgomery Alabama with a bumper sticker on the FRONT bumper that said:

"Run Jesse Run!"

 

[Tina_Ballerina]

"Honk If You're a Honkey"

Honk if you're horny

 

[Tina_Ballerina]

There's a ton you can buy here:

http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm

I saw one car in Tampa with the sticker reading "Kill em all...let God sort em out"

That one isn't really funny, but more scary.

Ciao,

VT

ROTFLMAO... I saw these on the provided link:

CAUTION!
Blonde Thinking

HORN BROKEN
Watch for finger

DON'T DRINK AND PARK
Accidents Cause People

I'VE GOT A PERFECT BODY
But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell

TAKE YOUR EX OUT TONIGHT
(one bullet oughtta do it)

SARCASM
Just one more service I offer

 

[Medic]

"My Give-A-Damn Is Busted"

"Don't Grab My Ears, I Know What I'm Doing"

"Have a Nice Day...Somewhere Else"

"Welcome To New York...Now Go Home"