Bed Size for Nanny

jeboritz said:
Wow, a simple question, didn't expect this to turn into WW3...

I feel the urge to clarify a few things so others do not think that I am an asshole, though many think so at work and at home, just ask my wife from time to time.

We have a 2 storey, 2,500 sf home, the basement is partially finished with a 10 x 13 room and an adjacent 3 piece bath, all available to her use, and only her use, the rest of the space is not unfinished, storage area basically.

She will have complete access to the main floor kitchen for all her meals, including late night snacks if she feels like it, however, I will put a small fridge (the ones from university) and a microwave if case if she just wants something to drink at night, or some instant noodle or frozen TV dinner (or whatever) if she does not feel like coming upstairs in her PJ or disturb our privacy afterhours. I do plan on having meals with her (if she wants to) and will provide food for all meals, but if she wants perrier everyday, well that's on her own account.

I was leaning towards the double of course it is more comfortable for an adult (although she is from Phillipines and is about 95 pounds!) but will be a wee bit tight in the room given other furnishings, but having heard from all, I think I will still go with a double bed.

So, who's go to do at Mirage? I have tried Peyton, Candy and Kareena, who should I do next?

Well yeah, that sounds totally reasonable. Especially the part about having her own bathroom (that for health reasons is more of a concern than food storage).

An option that you might want to talk to her about (if you're in communication with her about this) is to think about a sofa bed or even a futon. This way she can have seating if she wants to read or watch tv then open 'er up for bedtime. And if she doesn't want to open it up (like a futon) she can sleep on it in the sofa position.

Is the basement finished from the stairs to the room? This would make it less like she was going down into the basement but more like going down to her apartment. Just one other thing: does her room have a window? By building code any bedroom must have access to daylight......
 
tboy said:
You really are an idiot aren't you?

If you go back to my original post you'd see where I asked the question if she would have "run of the house" which means access to cooking facilities. The reason I asked this is because the OP mentioned something about a mini bar fridge in her "room".



You make a lot of assumptions there, and you know what happens when you do that? You make an ASS out of U.

I mean how dense are you? Communication of illness via FOOD? You think that maybe sharing the same toilet, sink, faucets, cutlery, etc would be more of a bio hazard than FOOD?

So what is it, she should have a separate life or not?

This is where (for all the reasons you stated) a decent sized bachelor apartment would be a much better option that a single small room to stuff it all into.

You just proved that you are, have been and always will be a fucktard of the highest magnitude. I knew it was a mistake thinking you could act like a mature adult.......you're going back on ignore.

Fuck you very much

I didn't even read this thread, but Tboy stop being such a douchebag. All you do on these boards is talk shit to people who have more luxuries in life than you do.

You obviously have a very big inferiority complex...probably a small peen too!!!
 
Wow! What can I say. I nominate this thread as the most entertaining of the year. And I don't mean to give all the credit to MLAM and tboy, although they certainly get the lion's share. We've got to get these two together more often. Maybe we could get them their own apartment...with double beds of course. Honorable mention to smylee and a few others who threw in some hilarious twists to the thread.
a 1 player said:
Yes, I had a nanny for about 6 months.

She had her own room, with a fridge, tv, and anything else she could need, but she also had a free run of the house. The rules were set, at 6:00 pm she was done for the day. She did not have to cook, clean, look after kids or anything else at that time. Sometimes she would hang with us, sometimes she would go out, and sometimes she would go to her room. We provided food for her meals and cooked dinner for her. If she did not like our menu, she was free to buy and cook for herself.
So did she wear a bio-hazard suit to dinner? How did she manage to survive without one? LOL that bio-hazard comment was brilliant.

We just need a replacement for Larry Fine and we'll have a runaway hit.
 
Surfbum84 said:
I didn't even read this thread, but Tboy stop being such a douchebag. All you do on these boards is talk shit to people who have more luxuries in life than you do.

You obviously have a very big inferiority complex...probably a small peen too!!!

And you obviously have a codependency problem since you're still sucking on your mother's teet........

Why don't you try to live out in the world on your own two feet without mommy and daddy standing behind you to catch you if you fall and get a boo boo?

As for people with more luxuries, there isn't one thing that I want right now...can you say the same?
 
tboy...

I try to ignore you wherever possible, but you've done it again...
tboy said:
Exactly what I was asking clarification for. If the above is the case then a 10 x 13 bedroom is fine but if she's expected to LIVE in there? That's wrong on so many levels......
Perhaps you should take your own advice:
tboy said:
You make a lot of assumptions there, and you know what happens when you do that? You make an ASS out of U.
You jumped from the topic at hand - the bed size - to making wild assumptions about her living conditions and rules of the house - tboy "logic" at its finest. Then when you were called on this by someone who was speaking from experience, you turned it into another silly and nonsensical argument - tboy's ability to reason and see other perspectives on display.


To the original poster, just ignore tboy - he creates drama out of nothing. You're not an asshole, you just didn't provide the down-to-the-millimetre description of everything for the TERB jackals. Go with what DanceBabe said and let her choose her own bed size - it will create immediate goodwill to treat her like an adult from the get-go. :)
 
And you really ought to focus more on the subject at hand as opposed to me, you ought to get some help with your obsession with me...really, because you obviously missed the very VERY important word there: IF

IF is NOT jumping to conclusions, IF is the qualifier that indicates an alternative scenario not an assumption. SInce the OP came in (and understood my post completely) and clarified the nanny's situation, the IF condition wasn't met.

But you wouldn't see that because you obsession is blinding you ......
 
tboy said:
And you really ought to focus more on the subject at hand as opposed to me, you ought to get some help with your obsession with me...really, because you obviously missed the very VERY important word there: IF

IF is NOT jumping to conclusions, IF is the qualifier that indicates an alternative scenario not an assumption. SInce the OP came in (and understood my post completely) and clarified the nanny's situation, the IF condition wasn't met.

But you wouldn't see that because you obsession is blinding you ......
You really are a myopic fool. I honestly think you may have mental issues. The "obsession" is the fact that you constantly ruin perfectly good threads with drawn-out idiocy and picking fights for no reason other than your inability to accept another point of view. I know I'm not the only one who hates it - it's just unfortunate that you refuse to try and even see another viewpoint or learn to just say nothing some of the time.
tboy said:
If you can afford a nanny you should be able to afford to get her a decent sized apartment (or is she an illegal?)
That's not a wild assumption and a judgment on the guy's character? Grow up, little "boy".
 
CF? I have just as many admirers as I do detractors so it ain't just me buddy.

And I guess you don't understand sarcasm when you hear it?

As for picking fights, you and your bum chum mlam are the ones doing that.....you're both CONSTANTLY commenting on what I post as opposed to commenting on the topic at hand. Yet if I respond to you or your bum chum you accuse ME of picking fights...hmmmmm maybe you ought to look in the mirror while you're pointing that finger....
 
tboy said:
An option that you might want to talk to her about (if you're in communication with her about this) is to think about a sofa bed or even a futon. This way she can have seating if she wants to read or watch tv then open 'er up for bedtime. And if she doesn't want to open it up (like a futon) she can sleep on it in the sofa position.

I have a sofa bed that I use for guests that are not doing the oingo boingo with me. I would never subject another human being to being permanently on a sofa bed. They are not really designed for long term comfort.

As for the futon, I had a GF that had one and I found the damn crack was uncomfortable as hell. And it sucked as a bed for hot sweaty sex.

Get a bed.
 
yeah, being on crack IS a little uncomfortable lol

I have slept on futons that were uncomfortable, and on some that were almost heaven. I think it depends on the quality of the mattress just like a regular one. When you say crack, are we talking a two part mattress or just the fold in the middle when it's put into the upright position?

Same as sofa beds. Some I've slept on sucked ass and some were great. With them I think it depends on how long it has been folded up for (the mattress gets a fold in it).

yeah, a regular bed would be best, but with a foldaway bed or futon she'd at least get seating. Something to think about anyways.

The best would be a murphy bed but she wouldn't get any lounging seating with that. Though it would provide the desk etc that the OP was talking about. Depending on how it was built you could probably incorporate the fridge in there too.....
 
tboy said:
And you obviously have a codependency problem since you're still sucking on your mother's teet........

Why don't you try to live out in the world on your own two feet without mommy and daddy standing behind you to catch you if you fall and get a boo boo?

As for people with more luxuries, there isn't one thing that I want right now...can you say the same?

There is nothing that I want that I don't have. Like I said I donated $5,000 on Christmas to the Canadian Cancer society. Someone who wants something could have spent that money on it, but I have everything I want. A nice home, a nice car, great friends, two 20 yr old lady's I can fuck whenever I want and not have to commit to...etc etc.

But I haven't even been here long, and all you do is rip on people for no reason, and if anyone calls you out on it you get all defensive and start to cry.

You're a sad piece of shit of a human being and this place would be much better if you left and never returned.

Moreover, what is someone with your low socioeconomic status doing on this board? Can you even afford to hit up SP's? Probably not.

You are the most closed minded person I have ever encountered. You remind me of the bogan trash in Northern Queensland Australia who hated me because i wasn't "Australian Enough"...(even tho I"ve lived there for periods of my life)...but I ask them "Have you ever left Australia?" and the answer is no. You simply hate everything you've never experienced...ie having a nanny or a nice car (not a civic) etc...
 
I keep saying this: YOU don't have a nice home, YOUR PARENTS DO!!!!

YOU don't have a nice car, YOUR COMPANY DOES!!!!

You probably don't actually own anything other than some furniture, maybe a TV and the clothes on your back.....

You make me laugh, you really do.

When you get out of short pants, stop suckiing on your mother's teet, then come and talk with the grownups. Until then? STFU already.

This place was fine until you came along and will be fine after you're long gone. Dicks like you come and go and hopefully you'll fade away soon too.

But if you don't? I'll continue to have fun poking holes in your "so called life".....

As for how can I afford SPs, you're one to talk, you only see MPs......and btw, why bother paying for a hand job when you have these hotties that you can fuck anytime you want? Kind of a contradiction don't you think?

But that just goes to show that even if someone has money, they can still be stupid. Who the hell pays for a handjob when for just a little more, they could get a blowjob, handjob, and fuck in ever position imagineable?
 
tboy said:
I keep saying this: YOU don't have a nice home, YOUR PARENTS DO!!!!

YOU don't have a nice car, YOUR COMPANY DOES!!!!

You probably don't actually own anything other than some furniture, maybe a TV and the clothes on your back.....

You make me laugh, you really do.

When you get out of short pants, stop suckiing on your mother's teet, then come and talk with the grownups. Until then? STFU already.

This place was fine until you came along and will be fine after you're long gone. Dicks like you come and go and hopefully you'll fade away soon too.

But if you don't? I'll continue to have fun poking holes in your "so called life".....

You are as dumb as fucking bricks.

I could buy a home CASH if I wanted to right now if I decided to use my investments. My net worth is around a million bucks if you count my investments, which I bet is substantially larger than yours while I am a fraction of your age.

I do own my car...my company just pays for it and I have a clause in my workplace agreement that if I were to ever be let go they have to pay the remainder of my car payments. Therefore, my Bimmer IS mine...you dumb fuck.

You are just a degenerate waste of space and that's all there is to it. It would not surprise me if you have even spent time in jail for dodgy behaviour. I can smell a creep from a mile away and you are one...a degenerate...a deviant...and the sad thing is you probably have no one in your life who even gives a fuck about you either.
 
My favourite post on this thread:

This message is hidden because tboy is on your ignore list.

(Happy sigh)
 
tboy said:
I keep saying this: YOU don't have a nice home, YOUR PARENTS DO!!!!


As for how can I afford SPs, you're one to talk, you only see MPs......and btw, why bother paying for a hand job when you have these hotties that you can fuck anytime you want? Kind of a contradiction don't you think?

But that just goes to show that even if someone has money, they can still be stupid. Who the hell pays for a handjob when for just a little more, they could get a blowjob, handjob, and fuck in ever position imagineable?

I forgot to add this part. I go to see MP's with my buddies when we are up for shits and giggles. It's hilarious...and a fun bonding experience. If you want proof of me and my women I would be GLAD to meet up somewhere with you and show you what I have and can get. I would love to compare pictures as well to prove i'm 10x better looking than you as well.

And I don't see SP's because I just don't feel the urge to. A high end MP is going to set someone back just as much as one of ur scum SP's.

FINALLY....looks and money have nothing to do with buying handjobs or whatever. Look at Charlie Sheen...he can get tons of broads but he still fucks SP's...so your argument goes right out the window there!
 
Surfbum84 said:
I do own my car...my company just pays for it and I have a clause in my workplace agreement that if I were to ever be let go they have to pay the remainder of my car payments. Therefore, my Bimmer IS mine...you dumb fuck.

LOL you're funny, you actually are. Just because your name is on the ownership (which I doubt it is) you just admitted that your company makes the payments and will make the payments even if you leave the company.

To actually OWN something you have to PAY for it....DOH

So you're worth a million bucks eh? I call the bullshit card on this one but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: So you admit that you're able to purchase your own home, but choose to continue to suck on your mother's teet instead of standing on your own two feet......

Sonny? when you grow up and start taking responsibility for leading your own life without your parents holding your hands, then come and talk with the adults, until then? STFU
 
tboy said:
LOL you're funny, you actually are. Just because your name is on the ownership (which I doubt it is) you just admitted that your company makes the payments and will make the payments even if you leave the company.

To actually OWN something you have to PAY for it....DOH

So you're worth a million bucks eh? I call the bullshit card on this one but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: So you admit that you're able to purchase your own home, but choose to continue to suck on your mother's teet instead of standing on your own two feet......

Sonny? when you grow up and start taking responsibility for leading your own life without your parents holding your hands, then come and talk with the adults, until then? STFU

So...you have to make payments on something to own it? SINCE WHEN?

So...if I gave you a nice condo and put it in your name and you didn't pay a cent...then you dont' own it?!??! You're fucking retarded. Try to get an education bro.

You can own shit without paying for it. I mean, I didn't pay anything to join this board but with my intellect that is far superior to yours, I technically "OWN" you as well.
 
Surfbum84 said:
So...you have to make payments on something to own it? SINCE WHEN?

So...if I gave you a nice condo and put it in your name and you didn't pay a cent...then you dont' own it?!??! You're fucking retarded. Try to get an education bro.

You can own shit without paying for it. I mean, I didn't pay anything to join this board but with my intellect that is far superior to yours, I technically "OWN" you as well.

Technically you own your car too, but you didn't buy it yourself, like the rest of your life, it was given to you.

But according to your logic, I own you as well. So get out there and shovel MY driveway bitch because I happen to OWN my home unlike you who, even with all your money, you're still sucking on your momma's teet.

Grow up and stand on your own two feet!!!!!

So, you have a million in investments do you? I think you said previously that you worked since you were 17, so you made 100K a year at a part time job? And didn't you say you give your mommy and daddy $300 or something a month? Why do that if you have a million in investments? Why aren't you doing that yourself?