Blondie Massage Spa

Beautiful Hannah

randy36

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I was one of the first ones to contact her when she advertised first time in cerb. Since, then I was in touch with her over twitter/texting. I was away from hobby for a bit but this was grand entry and I am happy that I am BACK!!

It was nice meeting this beautiful young lady. She has done under grad which reflects in her conversation. She shares the place with Amber in Hull side close to the Canadian history museum. Once in bedroom, Hannah and I chatted, enjoyed wine to get acquainted. Slowly moving to sensual touching and kissing. She participated in our action. After junior enjoyed, we cuddled and relaxed with friendly talk.

I could feel her tight lovely young body even now. We made a nice connection as soon as I entered her place as we had a lot of back and forth in emails, messaging/tweets.

Stats: age 22, 5'5, 125, 32C, dirty blonde hair.
Link: https://independent.com.ottawa.listcrawler.com/post/25102923/#
Ph# 613-462-4787

Repeat: Yes. She could be my regular.

Recommend: Yes. Treat her nice.
 

StillROAMing

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Where do I begin... How about, Thank You for your review randy36, much appreciated!
https://alligator.com.ottawa.escortbabylon.com/post/25481437/Hannah

It's been almost a year since I've met a new-to-me SP who made my toes curl and rocked my world quite like this during a first meet. Prior communication was quick and easy. As clients we always have those butterflies when meeting a new provider, not knowing what to expect when the door opens and how the session will unfold. Relax gentlemen as you have nothing to be worried of with Hannah. No doubt this is one of my top, if not the best, first experience with someone new to me I've ever had.

Hannah is nothing short of beautiful from head to toe, has a personality to match and then some with no tattoos or body mods. I'm not sure if it's YMMV but we clicked from the first glass of wine we shared before indulging any further and every moment that followed just kept getting better and better. When she got on top of me and disrobed the words, "I feel so lucky right now." simply flowed out of my mouth without a thought. She may be somewhat new but you wouldn't know it, a rare new SP who has all the potential to be an Elite provider for years to come, if she so chooses. She is one of the best GFE companions with PSE type sloppy bbbj skills that includes BS, BL and DT. Her eyes watered leaving mascara on my thighs, she had to stop to wipe her face. I had booked a one hour visit but before time was up I extended the session and I've never, ever, done this on a first meet. The only question remaining now isn't will I see her again or when but who of my regulars do I remove from my rotation? Hannah Simpson is truly that amazing. She is the complete GFE companion and more!

For me she checks off all the boxes:
Easy, quick and clear communication- Check
Hygienic- Check, completely clean.
Beautiful and friendly- Double Check, extremely friendly and gorgeous IMO with a perfectly firm and healthy body. Was a high school cheerleader and it shows.
Comfortable in her own skin and an absolute pleasure to be with- DOUBLE, NO, TRIPLE CHECK!!!
Willingness to please- Big Check, she excels at it.
Clean and private location- Check

On first visits I seek lfk/dfk, bbbj, daty and cfs.
Rates: 140/hh 220/h

Recommend: The biggest YES!
Repeat: I cannot wait.

This is for withpassion ;) :
I only use these words for providers that are clearly a cut above the rest. Treat her well, with respect and she will repay you ten fold.

Before anyone asks: Bum is out of "play" but she does like to be spanked and she's not into cim.
 
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purTERBed

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Quite the recommendations!
These days I think it's worth more for known quality.
Was just gonna call until I saw the last part - gotta treat her well (also for withpassion).
 

StillROAMing

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How can you endure bbbj/DT with no cim? lol
Not just about the menu. I look for kissing, daty, bbbj and cfs first and foremost. It's the overall experience/chemistry and how they make me feel when around them. I'm a GFE guy first and PSE second.
I look for a beautiful woman who is a pleasure to be with and has some PSE skills. If they offer cim then great/bonus. If not but fulfill everything else I prefer that's okay with me, so be it.
What I seek is not easy to find: Very attractive, naturally friendly, not demure and comfortable in their own skin who make me feel lucky to be in their presence with a few PSE skills.
This is a must for me for any provider to become a regular.
We all look for what we like.
 

ilovethislife

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Thanks lads, I will be seeing her this weekend (hopefully, not confirmed yet) thanks to your glowing reviews!
 

masterj669

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Trying to book an outcall with her for this Sunday but have not heard back. Does anyone know if she even does outcalls?
 

Bmin7b5

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This from her twitter account today (20 hours ago, so a bit past midnight)

Now accepting applications for a new boyfriend. Must be ok with rubbing my back, making me tea and giving me cuddles. This flu is kicking my butt fml
 

ilovethislife

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Hannah... I honestly don't know where to start. This woman stole my heart and could easily steal my entire life savings. I jokingly told her this while we were together and she mentioned she is going to Asia for a few months and is leaving next week.

I've never had an experience like this, I was greeted at the door by the exact woman I saw in the ad. Gorgeous girl, very similar to a number of girls I have dated in my personal life. Her eyes are breathtaking. She gives me a light kiss and then gives me a tour of the place she occupies with "the Red Milf" It's a really nice apartment, also a first for me as a hobbyist. She offers me a drink, I am clean so I ask for water. I am expecting a glass of tap water, she walks with me to the fridge, opens it and asks "flat or sparkling?"

That to me is why Hannah is a 10/10 across the board. Just that simple act is a perfect metaphor for our entire time together. At every turn I expected one thing based on past experiences and she proceeded to be above and beyond.

She shows me her room and we chat. Talking with her is stimulating, I found myself multiple times during our time together wanting to stop fooling around so we could keep chatting. She listens and is comfortable sharing and initiating conversation. She is a smart women with a solid head on her shoulders, I find intelligence highly attractive and she has it in spades.

The actual act was passionate and intense. I don't mean to leave this so short but I really don't want to go into details, it felt real and intimate and describing it would take away from that.

Let's just say my 10/10 score reflects my thoughts on it.

I guess that's what actual GFE is supposed to be like, it was a first for me.

I see no reason to see any other SP if Hannah is in Ottawa. My time with her was perfect. Hopefully this gets her more classy terbite clientele, she deserves it.
 
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SerialBiz

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I’m seeing her Tuesday, but she quoted me $160/hh and $240/H

Not exactly a dealbreaker but FYI.

I’ll review her after the fact
 

SerialBiz

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So I saw Hannah the other day, and I can honestly say she’s the best SP I’ve ever seen.

I’ve seen my fair share of SPs and I can’t think of one that comes close to her.

Texting is quite easy, set up an appointment and she’s a woman of her word. Apartment quite clean as well.

She’s very attractive, and this is coming from a guy with quite high standards.

Very friendly answering the door, offered me a drink, I declined as I’m 2 years sober, then proceeds to offer water in either a flat or sparkling. Very good gesture.

Proceeding then, she gave the most mind-blowing BBBJ I’ve ever had. For a HH appointment most of it was spent BBBJ just because it was so good. Easily pornstar level.

Did DATY as well.

Very responsive in bed and seeks to please you first.

I heard her alarm going off to indicate it was over, she turns it off and proceeds to make out for an additional 20 minutes. Definitely NOT a clock watcher.

Afterwards, we had to wait in the room as Amber the Red MILF, so she just cuddled with me and we talked about life. Very good conversationalist.

Overall, she ticks off all the boxes I want in an SP, overall I give her a 9/10 (10 is my theoretical perfect)

Communication: 8/10 (She told me the morning of to text her to confirm, and simply texted me 30 minutes beforehand. I’d appreciate if she sent me a confirmation of reciept instead of waiting 30 minutes before the session.)

Performance 9/10 (GFE 10/10, BBBJ Easy 10/10, just wish I had more time with her)

Repeat? Most definitely. I’ll be waiting for her to come back from SE Asia to repeat with her. :)

She’s in town till Friday, if you’re considering her don’t hesistate. You won’t regret it.
 

randy36

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Well said, SerialBiz. Glad you enjoyed.

Experience with her is awesome and you want to go back for more. Top GFE of Ottawa.
 

ilovethislife

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Well said, SerialBiz. Glad you enjoyed.

Experience with her is awesome and you want to go back for more. Top GFE of Ottawa.
It's funny, I saw her and I know I can never see her again. As a 25 year old male in good shape who has dated a few women strikingly similar to her (though much less skilled) she is just WAY too much like the real thing. She borders on perfection for what ticks my boxes. My emotions and heart can't handle it. Reading the last review I literally felt strong sad emotions hearing she is that amazing with everybody baha. My rational brain knows i'm being a f------ idiot but my emotions refuse to cooperate.

Be careful, she's the type of woman songs are written about.

Apparently I don't completely "lovethislife" should have made my handle naiveyoungguywithlotstolearn.

Teach me lads.
 
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