Bad kitty

Me: Do you have pet insurance?

Hot Girl: No, why?

Me: Too bad, cuz I'm gonna pound your pussy tonight.
 
She is a lying bitch and I bet she lied to the cat, and she hits him. No wonder he is mad.
 
The bad behavior was taught to the kitty by his owner. They probably smacked the cat around to play with him when he was a kitten. Now that the cat is 6-8 months old it thinks it is playing. The bad behavior can be unlearned by telling him no in a loud tone and putting the kitty in a cat carrier for 20 minutes time out when he bites, playing with him with a cat toy like a string on a stick. Kitty treats and praise when he does not bite. The treats stop if he bites or scratches.
 
The bad behavior was taught to the kitty by his owner. They probably smacked the cat around to play with him when he was a kitten. Now that the cat is 6-8 months old it thinks it is playing. The bad behavior can be unlearned by telling him no in a loud tone and putting the kitty in a cat carrier for 20 minutes time out when he bites, playing with him with a cat toy like a string on a stick. Kitty treats and praise when he does not bite. The treats stop if he bites or scratches.

There's nothing wrong with that cat. I'd be biting her too (she looks so delicious).