Back from the dead

I've heard both Michael Jackson and Elvis are alive and have been the Dear Leader's personal guests for years now, exchanging free room and board for private performances.

Check Kim Jong-un's Instagram once in a while and you'd be amazed who else you catch a glimpse of...Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, the guys who escaped from Alcatraz, DB Cooper, Maddie McCann, Steve Fossett. All alive and partying it up in that oasis of pleasure and serenity - the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.