Ok, I've friggin' had it with these useless goddamn agencies in Ottawa...waste of time and money...no more for me, regardless as to whether they have smokin' babes or not...
For those who haven't been following miscellaneous threads...lets pull it all together right here and now!
A ways back this useless scum of an agency was advertising as "Jetset Escorts", then they "apparently" went away depending on which girl you talked to. They spam ads on CL daily and have put entries into E-C. Now they have (3) phone numbers associated with them...the last 4 digits of each are: 0854, 8118 and 3250. Typically they will rotate those numbers across the ads for various girls...typical B&S operation.
I had previously seen a girl here (Sandy) a couple of times and had a really good time and great service...however, dealing with the phone operations, the young dimwits on the phone and the games/BS they play on the phone is a complete joke. Others have documented some of this BS in other threads recently.
I had pretty much had my mind set that I wouldn't use this place except to see Sandy. Then after a review posted the other day for this new girl "Zoe" who was completely new and the review said the service provided was ok (other than the phone BS and the late arrival crap). So I had some time today and I thought I would check out Zoe...big mistake...HUGE!
So I arrive at the stated time, I'm told to wait another 5 minutes before coming up...fine, no prob. Then when I go up, I knock on the door the girl that answers looks NOTHING like the pics of Zoe posted on CL...this girl isn't even a redhead. I looked at her and said "I had an appointment with Zoe". She says "Yeah, that's me...my hair is no longer red though and we airbrush my tattoos off the photos". Geeeeeez...gimme a fuckin' break! She couldn't have looked any more different than Zoe...anyway, I looked at her with a strange look as in "You are not Zoe, gimmie a break" and she kept toeing the line that she was Zoe the new girl. So I said, whatever...bottomline was that she was not bad looking and all...minus the gawdy tattoos which do nothing for me...but whatever. She sits on the dresser and says "That'll be 200", so we get that out of the way.
Edit: I'm pretty sure the girl that I saw trying to impersonate Zoe is referred to as Brandy in an earlier CL ad as it looks like her except she had a few more pounds than the pic and there was a big ass eagle tattoo on the side of her tit which is omitted in the angle of the pic...in this ad: http://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ers/492040850.html
So I approach her to kiss and I get the head twist to the side kinda thing and then I say "Ok, I guess not the GFE service that I asked for?". She says "Oh GFE is $40 extra", to which I wasn't impressed but then went along with it...but she didn't ask for the cash right away. So then she approaches me and gives me a peck on the lips. No LFK/DFK...just a peck or two, then pulls me down to her neck/shoulder...where I give her a kiss and then she giggles and says "I'm ticklish" and then pushes my head further away down her shoulder.
All this is screaming at me in my head saying "Bail...this is a joke"...but my little head was saying "Stay, I don't care...I want in that". So we got undressed, laid on the bed. My hands go to her breasts and to caress her nipples, she pulls away and says no...they're sensitive. Ok, no problem...I can be gentle...I go to lick/kiss them...she pulls away again...no they're too sensitive. Ughh, ok. She then moves down like she is gonna give me a BJ, so I lay back...but she doesn't and just rubs my thighs. She grabs a rubber and sets it next to us saying "that's for when you are ready". I'm like...well, work it (with the headgames so far...I'm hardly in the mood and she has zero sensuality...cold). So she's like sitting there watching my dick waiting for it to get hard on it's own so she can put the rubber on and give a CBJ. I'm like whatever, here swing your hips over here and let me give some DATY which will have me hard in no time. She's like "No, I don't do that...you can look though". Geez, she straddles my chest giving me a view of her while her hands simply rub my thighs. I don't know what she uses for cleansing products, protection or hygiene...but she's got this white-ish colored creme and powder all over her lips and inside which REALLY did not look flattering...and actually kinda gross.
So I'm like..."Ok, please get up...this ain't happening". I'm just pissed now but am still cordial and polite. I look at her and said "Look, it's not you...it's me...your service is really not GFE, which is fine but it's not working for me". She said..."Yeah it is...I'm kissing and touching...that's GFE!". It had only been 20 minutes, so I said...keep $ for a 30 min session (140) and give me back the rest please. She looked at me for a moment...then agreed and I got dressed and she cleaned up. Then when I was ready to leave, she gives me 20 back (from 200) and says "You owed me 40 for the GFE extra service". Now I'm getting aggravated...I said "THAT was not GFE service" and even at that I got 3 maybe 4 pecks on the lips and that was it...otherwise we didn't DO ANYTHING. She says NO other girls allow DATY without any sort of protection here at Jetset Escorts (I'm sure that was a slip...but confirms that they still are that agency).
I said "Well Sandy gives full GFE and great service that I've had previously". She says..."Yeah, that's probably why she isn't here anymore...Jetset Escorts doesn't endorse that unsafe behaviour and that's called PSE"... ROFL, my gawd...totally clueless twit!! (even funnier still when you factor that saying Sandy didn't work there anymore and they put up an ad for Sandy with the 8118 number late last night on CL... LOL...worthless scum of an operation I tell ya...
So she says I'll cut that in half...and give you a total of 40 back. We argued a bit over it and then knowing that is just an utter waste of my time and knowing there are two or three of her associates in the adjoining room which I could hear and saw briefly at the start when the door was slightly ajar...I took the 40 and told her how pathetic their service was and left. She was like blah, blah, blah...throwing insults as I left...yeah...whatever.
I tell ya...what a friggin' joke. I should have known better than to go back there, but given the Zoe review...I though I'd chance it, my stupid fault. No more agencies for me...with the exception of the main ones in Montreal that know how to run such an operation and have never let me down to date.
So be forewarned everyone...when you see those ads on Craig's List or on Escorts Canada site, correlate the phone numbers as listed above so you know to stay FAR FAR away from...if not, take your chances but you can't say you were not warned!
For those who haven't been following miscellaneous threads...lets pull it all together right here and now!
A ways back this useless scum of an agency was advertising as "Jetset Escorts", then they "apparently" went away depending on which girl you talked to. They spam ads on CL daily and have put entries into E-C. Now they have (3) phone numbers associated with them...the last 4 digits of each are: 0854, 8118 and 3250. Typically they will rotate those numbers across the ads for various girls...typical B&S operation.
I had previously seen a girl here (Sandy) a couple of times and had a really good time and great service...however, dealing with the phone operations, the young dimwits on the phone and the games/BS they play on the phone is a complete joke. Others have documented some of this BS in other threads recently.
I had pretty much had my mind set that I wouldn't use this place except to see Sandy. Then after a review posted the other day for this new girl "Zoe" who was completely new and the review said the service provided was ok (other than the phone BS and the late arrival crap). So I had some time today and I thought I would check out Zoe...big mistake...HUGE!
So I arrive at the stated time, I'm told to wait another 5 minutes before coming up...fine, no prob. Then when I go up, I knock on the door the girl that answers looks NOTHING like the pics of Zoe posted on CL...this girl isn't even a redhead. I looked at her and said "I had an appointment with Zoe". She says "Yeah, that's me...my hair is no longer red though and we airbrush my tattoos off the photos". Geeeeeez...gimme a fuckin' break! She couldn't have looked any more different than Zoe...anyway, I looked at her with a strange look as in "You are not Zoe, gimmie a break" and she kept toeing the line that she was Zoe the new girl. So I said, whatever...bottomline was that she was not bad looking and all...minus the gawdy tattoos which do nothing for me...but whatever. She sits on the dresser and says "That'll be 200", so we get that out of the way.
Edit: I'm pretty sure the girl that I saw trying to impersonate Zoe is referred to as Brandy in an earlier CL ad as it looks like her except she had a few more pounds than the pic and there was a big ass eagle tattoo on the side of her tit which is omitted in the angle of the pic...in this ad: http://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ers/492040850.html
So I approach her to kiss and I get the head twist to the side kinda thing and then I say "Ok, I guess not the GFE service that I asked for?". She says "Oh GFE is $40 extra", to which I wasn't impressed but then went along with it...but she didn't ask for the cash right away. So then she approaches me and gives me a peck on the lips. No LFK/DFK...just a peck or two, then pulls me down to her neck/shoulder...where I give her a kiss and then she giggles and says "I'm ticklish" and then pushes my head further away down her shoulder.
All this is screaming at me in my head saying "Bail...this is a joke"...but my little head was saying "Stay, I don't care...I want in that". So we got undressed, laid on the bed. My hands go to her breasts and to caress her nipples, she pulls away and says no...they're sensitive. Ok, no problem...I can be gentle...I go to lick/kiss them...she pulls away again...no they're too sensitive. Ughh, ok. She then moves down like she is gonna give me a BJ, so I lay back...but she doesn't and just rubs my thighs. She grabs a rubber and sets it next to us saying "that's for when you are ready". I'm like...well, work it (with the headgames so far...I'm hardly in the mood and she has zero sensuality...cold). So she's like sitting there watching my dick waiting for it to get hard on it's own so she can put the rubber on and give a CBJ. I'm like whatever, here swing your hips over here and let me give some DATY which will have me hard in no time. She's like "No, I don't do that...you can look though". Geez, she straddles my chest giving me a view of her while her hands simply rub my thighs. I don't know what she uses for cleansing products, protection or hygiene...but she's got this white-ish colored creme and powder all over her lips and inside which REALLY did not look flattering...and actually kinda gross.
So I'm like..."Ok, please get up...this ain't happening". I'm just pissed now but am still cordial and polite. I look at her and said "Look, it's not you...it's me...your service is really not GFE, which is fine but it's not working for me". She said..."Yeah it is...I'm kissing and touching...that's GFE!". It had only been 20 minutes, so I said...keep $ for a 30 min session (140) and give me back the rest please. She looked at me for a moment...then agreed and I got dressed and she cleaned up. Then when I was ready to leave, she gives me 20 back (from 200) and says "You owed me 40 for the GFE extra service". Now I'm getting aggravated...I said "THAT was not GFE service" and even at that I got 3 maybe 4 pecks on the lips and that was it...otherwise we didn't DO ANYTHING. She says NO other girls allow DATY without any sort of protection here at Jetset Escorts (I'm sure that was a slip...but confirms that they still are that agency).
I said "Well Sandy gives full GFE and great service that I've had previously". She says..."Yeah, that's probably why she isn't here anymore...Jetset Escorts doesn't endorse that unsafe behaviour and that's called PSE"... ROFL, my gawd...totally clueless twit!! (even funnier still when you factor that saying Sandy didn't work there anymore and they put up an ad for Sandy with the 8118 number late last night on CL... LOL...worthless scum of an operation I tell ya...
So she says I'll cut that in half...and give you a total of 40 back. We argued a bit over it and then knowing that is just an utter waste of my time and knowing there are two or three of her associates in the adjoining room which I could hear and saw briefly at the start when the door was slightly ajar...I took the 40 and told her how pathetic their service was and left. She was like blah, blah, blah...throwing insults as I left...yeah...whatever.
I tell ya...what a friggin' joke. I should have known better than to go back there, but given the Zoe review...I though I'd chance it, my stupid fault. No more agencies for me...with the exception of the main ones in Montreal that know how to run such an operation and have never let me down to date.
So be forewarned everyone...when you see those ads on Craig's List or on Escorts Canada site, correlate the phone numbers as listed above so you know to stay FAR FAR away from...if not, take your chances but you can't say you were not warned!
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